Little Black Duck Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niloc Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 The creator was handing out the goodies, one thing for men, one for women. Finally he says 'well I only have two things left, now who wants to pee standing up?' Mee!,Mee!,Mee! says the man, OK says the creator, its yours... Then he turns to the woman and says, sorry dear, all I have left is multiple orgasms... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gpt Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 What's that useless piece of skin at the end of a penis called? A man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbk Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Cheers guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiG16 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 duckie very cool but again something I had seen years before were you the one that forwarded it to me??? hmmmmm anyway..perhaps duckie can get some star points for this post what do ya say SBK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 DUCK !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastSaxCol Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Man. Why don't you ever let me know when you come? Woman. Because you're never here when I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grover Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 why do women fake orgasms? because they think we care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Black Duck Posted December 19, 2006 Author Share Posted December 19, 2006 Man. Why don't you ever let me know when you come?Woman. Because you're never here when I do. Hammer...You're a Very naughty Boy ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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