Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

The creator was handing out the goodies, one thing for men, one for women.

Finally he says 'well I only have two things left, now who wants to pee standing up?'

Mee!,Mee!,Mee! says the man, OK says the creator, its yours...

Then he turns to the woman and says, sorry dear, all I have left is multiple orgasms...

What's that useless piece of skin at the end of a penis called?

A man

Cheers guys

duckie very cool but again something I had seen years before were you the one that forwarded it to me??? hmmmmm

anyway..perhaps duckie can get some star points for this post what do ya say SBK

DUCK !!!!!

Man. Why don't you ever let me know when you come?

Woman. Because you're never here when I do.

why do women fake orgasms?

because they think we care

Man. Why don't you ever let me know when you come?

Woman. Because you're never here when I do.

Hammer...You're a Very naughty Boy ...