Thai man arrested for allegedly smuggling human semen into Laos

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Thai man arrested for allegedly smuggling human semen into Laos

By The Nation

 

 

A Thai man was arrested at a customs checkpoint in Nong Khai for allegedly smuggling six tubes of semen from two men stored in a nitrogen freezing tank.

 

Nithinon Srithaniyanan, 25, was arrested at the Thai-Laotian Friendship Bridge checkpoint in Nong Khai’s Muang district at 9am.

 

Customs officials searched Nithinon and found the tubes containing semen after they have spotted the man crossing the border several times carrying a large bag.

 

The man admitted that he had carried frozen semen tubes to a clinic in Laos 12 times and to a hospital and a clinic in Cambodia 13 times since last year. Each time he was paid Bt5,000.

 

Following the arrest, he was interrogated by Nimit Saeng-amphai, customs chief at the checkpoint, and Dr Chatchawal Ritthiti, deputy chief public health officer for Nong Khai.

 

The man produced doctors’ certificates saying the semen tubes belonged to Chinese and Vietnamese men but the authorities still arrested him for violating the technology-assisted fertilisation act that bans the export of human sperm, eggs and foetuses.

 

Nimit said customs officials had been monitoring Nithinon after he was spotted carrying a large bag while crossing the border at the Aranyaprathet checkpoint to Cambodia and the Nong Khai checkpoint to Laos.

 

The arrest was made on a tips-off that Nithinon would cross the border again yesterday morning.

 

Nithinon said he had hired by a half Thai-Japanese man, identified only as “Yu”.

 

Nimit said the selling of sperm and eggs or foetus was immoral and it was the first time that such an arrest was made.

 

Chatchawal said a lab test would later be performed on the seized tubes.

 

From an initial observation, it was believed that the semen would be used for in vitro fertilisation at a clinic, Chatchawal said. He said Thai doctors might cross the border to perform the fertilisation procedure.

 

Source: http://www.nationmultimedia.com/news/national/30312822

 

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[Happy Grumpy]

Show me a pic of the end recipient and I might donate them my own for free. 

[Panda13]

Who would have guessed that there's a shortage of semen in Laos?

[Moonmoon]

pay 8450THB for 2 bottles of brain health supplement. as bonus, organising a trip to Laos to donate semen. massage n happy endings included. Interested parties PM me.

PS: its not a ponzi scheme.

PS just in case,:please dont really PM me. 

[jaltsc]

"The man produced doctors’ certificates saying the semen tubes belonged to Chinese and Vietnamese men..."

 

If you need Chinese and Vietnamese sperm to improve your gene pool, you are in real trouble.

[thequietman]

He should have smuggled it in, in his ass.

[thequietman]

It upsets me to know that there was money to be made from this.

 

Just thinking about all that money that ran through my fingers.  

[thequietman]

18 minutes ago, jaltsc said:

"The man produced doctors’ certificates saying the semen tubes belonged to Chinese and Vietnamese men..."

 

If you need Chinese and Vietnamese sperm to improve your gene pool, you are in real trouble.

Yes, kinda puts a bad taste in your mouth thinking about it. 

[sgracer]

4 minutes ago, thequietman said:

He should have smuggled it in, in his ass.

 

or swallowed it

[cunningstunt]

Nearly human trafficking?

[thequietman]

Just now, sgracer said:

 

or swallowed it

[djayz]

It's a sad day for mankind when we have to start exporting/importing sperm... 

What is the world coming to? 

[Ceruhe]

That's...illegal? Wait what?

 

I got next years aprils fools ready though... "Men made to masturbate before crossing border to Laos to avoid smuggling semen"

[sgracer]

11 minutes ago, thequietman said:

It upsets me to know that there was money to be made from this.

 

Just thinking about all that money that ran through my fingers.  

 

I just lost 5000 bahts worth an hour ago

[HooHaa]

15 minutes ago, sgracer said:

 

I just lost 5000 bahts worth an hour ago

check the tissue on the floor beside you.

[leeneeds]

TAXI,

[docshock13]

1 hour ago, Ceruhe said:

That's...illegal? Wait what?

 

I got next years aprils fools ready though... "Men made to masturbate before crossing border to Laos to avoid smuggling semen"

Better yet, set up proper "happy ending zones" at the border checkpoint with live recipients where semen smugglers can deposit their sperm. They can't charge you for confiscating your semen. 

[Thongkorn]

Thought it would be on draft. Rather than bottled. Well easy cum easy go. 

[Chip Allen]

Thank you and come again.  

[scotchonrocks]

So what's with the "half Japanese man" was the sperm to bring him into the world imported from Japan? 

What is the world coming to?!!!

[PatOngo]

the semen tubes belonged to Chinese and Vietnamese men

 

Only communist sperm will do.

[Misterwhisper]

I always export my own sperm whenever I travel abroad. Never had any problem. But then again, I don't carry it in a bottle.

[DrTuner]

Oh. I didn't know you have to empty the containers before entering Laos. No ploplem doing that on Thai side, though.

[Minnie the Minx]

A very strange story. Where did he put that huge bottle? Gosh.

[Thechook]

He had a cunning plan to eliminate the Laos race.

[Emster23]

14 hours ago, Panda13 said:

Who would have guessed that there's a shortage of semen in Laos?

Well, it is a landlocked country....

I probably am packing a bit of the contraband around with me somewhere in my pants amidst the smoke and gravel....

[humqdpf]

Let me get this straight - a man is transporting sperm from Chinese and Vietnamese donors but from Thailand and into Laos. I don't know about you Sherlock but there is definitely something they are leaving out of this story!

[bazza73]

16 hours ago, Happy Grumpy said:

Show me a pic of the end recipient and I might donate them my own for free. 

Six tubes? Now you are making me feel inferior.

[Moti24]

15 hours ago, thequietman said:

He should have smuggled it in, in his ass.

Probably there in the first place, just syphoned off.

[jethro69]

3 hours ago, Thechook said:

He had a cunning plan to eliminate the Laos race.

Even the US failed when the tried a couple of decades ago.