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Did you hear about the man who got a cushy job in a watch factory?

He just stands about all day and makes faces!

:o

He's either got a lot of time on his hands or he's just clock-watching.

Posted
Did you hear about the man who got a cushy job in a watch factory?

He just stands about all day and makes faces!

:o

He's either got a lot of time on his hands or he's just clock-watching.

A man goes into a jewellers, unzips his trousers and places his member on the counter.

The attractive female assistant says;

" This is a clock-shop, not a cock-shop"

To which the man replies;

"Put a pair of hands on this then"..........!

Posted
Did you hear about the man who got a cushy job in a watch factory?

He just stands about all day and makes faces!

:o

He's either got a lot of time on his hands or he's just clock-watching.

A man goes into a jewellers, unzips his trousers and places his member on the counter.

The attractive female assistant says;

" This is a clock-shop, not a cock-shop"

To which the man replies;

"Put a pair of hands on this then"..........!

:D You are THE man.

Happy New Year.

(If I'd written that it would have been cut.)

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