Did you hear about the man who got a cushy job in a watch factory?

He just stands about all day and makes faces!

Worthy of a Woolworths christmas cracker.

Merry Xmas Libya.

Worthy of a Woolworths christmas cracker.

Merry Xmas Libya.

I was hoping a: Fortnum and Mason christmas cracker!

Merry Christmas 'jasreeve'.

To good for a Christmas cracker!

Did you hear about the man who got a cushy job in a watch factory?

He just stands about all day and makes faces!

He's either got a lot of time on his hands or he's just clock-watching.

Did you hear about the man who got a cushy job in a watch factory?

He just stands about all day and makes faces!

He's either got a lot of time on his hands or he's just clock-watching.

A man goes into a jewellers, unzips his trousers and places his member on the counter.

The attractive female assistant says;

" This is a clock-shop, not a cock-shop"

To which the man replies;

"Put a pair of hands on this then"..........!

Did you hear about the man who got a cushy job in a watch factory?

He just stands about all day and makes faces!

He's either got a lot of time on his hands or he's just clock-watching.

A man goes into a jewellers, unzips his trousers and places his member on the counter.

The attractive female assistant says;

" This is a clock-shop, not a cock-shop"

To which the man replies;

"Put a pair of hands on this then"..........!

You are THE man.

Happy New Year.

(If I'd written that it would have been cut.)

actually got a chuckle Libby, have a good one