Now I know why I'm so tired!

I thought you may have wanted to know too.

For a couple years I've been blaming it on a lack of sleep, not enough sunshine,

too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else

I could think of. But now I found out the real reason.

I'm tired because I'm overworked!!! Here's why:

The population of this country is 20 million. [Australia]

9 million are retired.

That leaves 11 million to do the work.

There are 7 million in school, which leaves 4 million to do the work.

Of this there are 2 million employed by the federal government,

leaving about 2 million to do the work.

0.5 Million are in the armed forces, preoccupied with finding Osama

bin Laden, which now leaves 1.5 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 1 million people who work for state and

local Governments and that leaves 500,000 people to do the work.

At any given time there are 280,000 people in hospitals, leaving

220,000 people to do the work.

Now, there are 219,998 people in prisons. So that leaves just two

people to do the work.

Terry 57 and one other.

And there you are sitting on your arse, at your computer, reading

jokes.

Nice, real nice.

Now I know why I'm so tired!

I thought you may have wanted to know too.

For a couple years I've been blaming it on a lack of sleep, not enough sunshine,

too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else

I could think of. But now I found out the real reason.

I'm tired because I'm overworked!!! Here's why:

The population of this country is 20 million. [Australia]

9 million are retired.

That leaves 11 million to do the work.

There are 7 million in school, which leaves 4 million to do the work.

Of this there are 2 million employed by the federal government,

leaving about 2 million to do the work.

0.5 Million are in the armed forces, preoccupied with finding Osama

bin Laden, which now leaves 1.5 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 1 million people who work for state and

local Governments and that leaves 500,000 people to do the work.

At any given time there are 280,000 people in hospitals, leaving

220,000 people to do the work.

Now, there are 219,998 people in prisons. So that leaves just two

people to do the work.

Terry 57 and one other.

And there you are sitting on your arse, at your computer, reading

jokes.

Nice, real nice.

I think the other one you are referring to is me..

I work less hard than a council worker. I am like a george Castanza of the Australian work force.

Edited December 29, 200619 yr by In the Rai!

sorry folks it's me doing the work of 10 men again

sorry folks it's me doing the work of 10 men again

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