prighas Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Fr. Bennigan, the priest in a small Irish village, loves the cock and ten hens he keeps in the hen house behind the church. One Saturday evening Fr. Bennigan goes out to the hen house to admire his treasures and discovers the cock is missing! He knows that cock fights are being secretly held in the village, so he questions his parishioners in church the next morning. During Mass, he asks the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stand up. "No, no," he says, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stand up. "No, no, that isn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stand up. "No, no, that wasn't what I meant either What I want to know is, has anybody seen MY cock?" The assistant priest, three altar boys, two nuns, and a goat stand up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Black Duck Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Thank God it wasnt a Duck.. Very Good Joke.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pink Mist Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Fr. Bennigan, the priest in a small Irish village, loves the cock and ten hens he keeps in the hen house behind the church.One Saturday evening Fr. Bennigan goes out to the hen house to admire his treasures and discovers the cock is missing! He knows that cock fights are being secretly held in the village, so he questions his parishioners in church the next morning. During Mass, he asks the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stand up. "No, no," he says, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stand up. "No, no, that isn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stand up. "No, no, that wasn't what I meant either What I want to know is, has anybody seen MY cock?" The assistant priest, three altar boys, two nuns, and a goat stand up. the priest was father jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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