So following a stupid college party that ended with me throwing 150 people out of my bar, and several pints, cocktails and stiff drinks later, I eventually stumbled home and managed to doze off, half clothed, drunk, and knackered.

I'm not sure what I dreamt, but when I awoke, I was sure I had met Ping.

t'was all very strange. We met on a beach-front in thailand, went for some drinks, and had a laugh.

Except we didn't.

This is what causes your house-mate problems.

You have to stop eating the worm at the bottom of the tequila bottle KO.

Get a room!

Ping's advent soon.

Do not panic, it mite come true.

Some nitemares do, ya know.

Did you have a sore arse and £10 in your back pocket!?

Oi! F-Off Rob...

Why do you ask... Jealous?

Whereabouts are you these days mate?

Hang on! Ping is a bird right?

Cos in my dream she looked like

PS: Girl 24 from FHM's "Girl next door - Thailand '08" list

Or possibly girl 32...

WOW! I'd quite like a jolly with Ping too now...

Kayo Today, 2008-02-18 00:53:54 Whereabouts are you these days mate?

The usual mate, wherever I lay my hat. Back home down to the South coast soon though.

'Bit too young to be Ping!

Hang on! Ping is a bird right?

I think Ping is a venereal gentleman........ ooooooops venerable

WOW! I'd quite like a jolly with Ping too now...

Methinks Ping mite be getting worried when he reads back here.

PMPLMAO

oh balls. Well I screwed that one up then.

Where's Momo8?

Bloody heck Kayo. That's another pint you owe me.

Any time, mate! Any time!

Ping has been unusually quiet...

totster

very true... Tots, any chance of changing the topic title to "dreaming of Kat/Boo/Legag/Mig/Bambi", any or all of the above or other females...

Or do I have to live with this monumental error for evermore?

very true... Tots, any chance of changing the topic title to "dreaming of Kat/Boo/Legag/Mig/Bambi", any or all of the above or other females...

Or do I have to live with this monumental error for evermore?

How many do you need for a full set? .... can't be that far off now

Or do I have to live with this monumental error for evermore?

I'm sure we will all do our best to forget about it...

very true... Tots, any chance of changing the topic title to "dreaming of Kat/Boo/Legag/Mig/Bambi", any or all of the above or other females...

Or do I have to live with this monumental error for evermore?

I feel rather insulted by that! I'll drink with anyone!

Yeah... alright Ping... I'll have a drink and a laugh with you, but unless you start looking more like the girl in post 8, it ain't going no further, if you know what I mean!

Yeah... alright Ping... I'll have a drink and a laugh with you, but unless you start looking more like the girl in post 8, it ain't going no further, if you know what I mean!

I thought kayo was gay!

Tigs... were you having one of those nights again?! You really should stop buying your red wine at Morrison's.

Yeah... alright Ping... I'll have a drink and a laugh with you, but unless you start looking more like the girl in post 8, it ain't going no further, if you know what I mean!

Well, at least not on the first date

Yeah... alright Ping... I'll have a drink and a laugh with you, but unless you start looking more like the girl in post 8, it ain't going no further, if you know what I mean!

Well, at least not on the first date

Well, I don't know. I've heard that kayo is a cheap date. Shouldn't take more than two drinks to get to the next "level".

Now, you see, it's like this. I've been having some really strange dreams lately.

I was recently diagnosed as having high blood pressure, dangerously high the Doctor actually said. So I was prescribed some medication. When I first started to take it, it was causing me to feel a little woozy for a couple of hours, so I thought that I should do some internet research on it to make sure that I was taking it correctly (turned out I wasn't, not the wrong dose, just the wrong times) and to check for any possible side effects. Turned out that there are quite a few, some of which mean that you should stop taking it immediately, I don't have any of those thankfully, but dizziness was there under the don't worry list as was 'vivid dreams' ...... ahh I thought, that explains a lot.

Non of these dreams have yet to feature Kayo, or a person that I would have to assume is Ping and unfortunately Mig, Boo, NR etc haven't got a look in either.

If they do, you'll hear it here first, or maybe not

P.S. one of the warnings with this stuff is it says it is highly dangerous to consume grapefruit either as a fruit or a juice, what the heck is that about. I've had some satsumas in the fridge for over a week now and I'm just eyeing them with suspicion.

Dreams... funny things, aren't they? You have a dream that defies all laws of logic and physics, yet it makes sense while you're dreaming. When you wake up and recall it, you are perplexed as to how the dream seemed to make sense at the time. I don't think that I have ever had a dream that withstood the test of 'making sense' in the cold light of consciousness. Therefore, I am intrigued that Kayo could have a dream involving meeting a fellow Bedlamite and 'having a drink and a few laughs'. It's sensible. It's something that happens. Was there something more sinister to Kayo's dream that he was not telling us about?

E:T

Get the 'interpretation of dreams' book from the bedlam library!

Get the 'interpretation of dreams' book from the bedlam library!

Can't - it's been booked-out to... guess who?

Geez since being let into Bedlam I had one of those dreams too.

I just finished watching 'The Prestige' over a few beers with the girls when I went to the fridge and there was Zpete's eye staring at me from the icecube tray.Tried to save the poor bugger but he was stuck in Ping's flag so called Soundman to give me a hand but alas he was suffering from testicle trauma and Suegha wasn't much help as he'd just finished with using the kitty litter after chasing the bunny boy around the kitchen.

As for the others,they weren't much help ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh trying to crack on to my friends.Such is Bedlam.Live it.Love it.

Soundman to give me a hand but alas he was suffering from testicle trauma .

Is that the same as having his balls broken