Souch Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I read a post under the ladies forum called "9 words women used" and it reminded me of this list. Enjoy! We always hear 'the rules' From the female side Now here are the rules from the male side These are our rules! Please note... they are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports... It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really! Well almost anything. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, basketball or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warfie Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 ALL TRUE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopper Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Classic and so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbk Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I've never had a problem with a man leaving the toilet seat up, totally agree that if its up, I can put it down. Not a problem. Problem lies in men who are too lazy to put it up and pee all over the seat Otherwise, I think all those rules are very appropriate for men, and just goes to show, men really only understand other men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I've never had a problem with a man leaving the toilet seat up, totally agree that if its up, I can put it down. Not a problem. Problem lies in men who are too lazy to put it up and pee all over the seat Otherwise, I think all those rules are very appropriate for men, and just goes to show, men really only understand other men Maybe we are all closet gays! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jing-jo Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 I've never had a problem with a man leaving the toilet seat up, totally agree that if its up, I can put it down. Not a problem. Problem lies in men who are too lazy to put it up and pee all over the seat Otherwise, I think all those rules are very appropriate for men, and just goes to show, men really only understand other men the trouble is when they don't lift either seat bit up and pee on the lid or does it just look like it the rules made me laugh a lot girls just want some one to lord and bitch it over to make themselves feel better and yet when we let them do that for a quiet life it gets anything BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the perfect trick would be to help make them think (can women actually do that?) (never seen proof :D ) that when things go right and work out it was their idea/ideas and when things go wrong it was the male's idea/idea's but life is not perfect nor are we and neither are they (women) good job really as both sexes would be insufferable to live with! long may the differences continue men do not really understand men they just see where they are coming from and get out of the way! ;-)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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