Farang Size?

DJ Pat · April 10, 2005

Whenever I use a public toilet some Thai bloke always tries a little peek at my packet...are they really that curious about the myth?

Ijustwannateach · April 11, 2005

Nah, you're just so narcissistic you imagine everyone's always looking at you and you enjoy the attention anyway!! :D

This 'boys in the bathroom' is really a big issue for you, isn't it? This is about the umpteenth time I've seen you mention it... Maybe you need a special 'c*ck tent' to give you that extra layer of privacy...

Of course, it could just be that you have a nice 'gay aura,' and this is the preliminary step (in CERTAIN men's bathrooms) to cruising you for a 'quickie.' Guess you should dress in a more macho style, spit more, and lose your sense of rhythm to throw them off. Could also help if you develop a raging case of acne, leprosy, hair loss, and bad BO all at the same time. Eat plenty of asparagus so that the odor turns them off.

No, seriously, this is a sign of your SIZE insecurity... you see, while you think all those other guys are checking you out, what's really happening is that you're constantly comparing yourself to them, because of that insecurity you have over that unfortunate childhood incident with the mohelim. Oi, what a meshuggenah he was! Anyway, they're all staring back at you wondering what YOUR problem is!!!

No, but actually it's your grip. You see, there's actually a "gay grip" which is well-known as part of the secret underground conspiracy among gays. If you hold it a certain way, that identifies you to the cabal... you must have stumbled on it by accident... try switching hands.

Can hardly believe it, but- didn't your Dad teach you that ALL men act this way in the bathroom?

Ok, ok, to be honest, the last time I was at your apartment and you'd passed out naked on the bed I surgically affixed a transmitter in your c*ck that sends out a very high amplitude, high frequency gaydar signal in the pink spectrum... sorry, sorry, it was just a joke, I'll help you remove it as soon as I see you next time...

Any more theories?

britmaveric · April 11, 2005

On a unrelated yet similar topic - bathroom attendents in discos. Why do they insist on trying to give you a neck/back massage while you are taking a piss?

PeaceBlondie · April 11, 2005

DJ Pat, Western men tend to stand a respectable distance from the wall when we urinate. Thais hug the wall as if a two-inch erection would slam their little pinkie into the porcelain. If you're standing outside the protective side walls (like Westerners do) it may be interpreteted that you're trying to show it off.

I've met some modest guys in my life, but the Thais have everybody else beat. They're even modest when they're tricking!

DJ Pat · April 11, 2005

I'll queue for the cubicles only from now on.

Ijustwannateach · April 12, 2005

Britmaveric,

It is NOT TRUE that in fact in less homophobic Asian circles, it is considered relaxing and refreshing to get a little shoulder massage for stress-relief whilst on a trip to the loo, even if administered by a man.

The TRUTH is that there is a deviant variety of individual, otherwise known as the Delto-sexuals, whose only sexual satisfaction comes in the form of manipulating others' deltoids. Thai society has kindly found a place for this type of individual in their bathroom service industries.

"Steven"

Ijustwannateach · April 12, 2005

I'll queue for the cubicles only from now on.

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Awww, c'mon, Pat, I told you I'd remove the "device!"

Heh heh heh...

Ok, I'll take your question seriously for once. There often IS a lot of curiousity about what farang look like "down there" even from quite straight individuals with different body types.

"Steven"

britmaveric · April 12, 2005

Britmaveric,
It is NOT TRUE that in fact in less homophobic Asian circles, it is considered relaxing and refreshing to get a little shoulder massage for stress-relief whilst on a trip to the loo, even if administered by a man.

The TRUTH is that there is a deviant variety of individual, otherwise known as the Delto-sexuals, whose only sexual satisfaction comes in the form of manipulating others' deltoids. Thai society has kindly found a place for this type of individual in their bathroom service industries.

"Steven"

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Deltoid Sexual???

DJ Pat · April 12, 2005

From now on I will walk around with my own urinal on a trolley so I can use it in my own privacy.

PeaceBlondie · April 12, 2005

Besides, Pat, if you do have something bigger than the average Thai, why not flaunt it? Or at least, if you believe in educating Thais, why not give them data for their database?

I have nothing to hide. Erm, I mean I'm not ashamed to show how much I have. But seriously, these boys and young men have not seen enough examples of their own countrymen to know what the average is. Only once so far (in a public bathroom) has a Thai teenager hauled out a really impressive specimen; obviously he was showing off.

DJ Pat · April 12, 2005

I suppose its like when they gawp at large farang breasts

The_Eye_Of_Sauron · April 12, 2005

When I go to Merman books in Silom Road - which is the best bookshop in CBD, there's lots of gentleman LOLLING around on the railings, and they stare and smile at me.

...and make comments, which I dont understand as its in some foreign dialect.

They are up to no good, of that I am certain. I do not respond in any way.

Joey Boy · April 12, 2005

wouldnt exactly call it a myth, I've watched a few jap pornos in my time and these so called porn stars are about aswell hung as my 3yr old cousin.. Theres no wonder asian girls like white boyz so much if thats what they got to put up with

This could also answer the question as to why there is a higher proportion of xxxxx (gay people) in Asia, its maybe not as painful for them to bum each other

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Edited April 13, 2005 by ChrisP

chonabot · April 12, 2005

wouldnt exactly call it a myth, I've watched a few jap pornos in my time and these so called porn stars are about aswell hung as my 3yr old cousin.. Theres no wonder asian girls like white boyz so much if thats what they got to put up with
This could also answer the question as to why there is a higher proportion of xxxxx (gay people) in Asia, its maybe not as painful for them to bum each other

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Totally un PC <deleted> but it made me laugh I must admit......

Edited April 13, 2005 by ChrisP

bina · April 12, 2005

funny, the only thing we check for in breeding male animals is the testes size, the rest of it: length width diameter, etc... well... not really important and animals dont check each other out so why do men?? in general, some facts to interest all of you of all sexes and sexual preferences:

certain male snakes have two penis to doubly ensure that he indeed has penetrated;

porcupines do it 8 times a night even when his mate is nt in heat, to 'keep her interested only in him' (w/o viagra) and its about a meter and a half long;

ducks have a whirly thing and when they 'finish' they DO grunt, the poor female is usually tired out, but when seeing squiggly thing hanging out, often goes for it thinking of course that it is some tasty tidbit;

alpacas take 45 minutes to do it but only finish at the end, and his is long and squiqqly also

billy goats always clean theirs after the act, and theirs are also long and squiqqly

and frankly speaking, maybe men are just checking out if 'it' is hairy or not??

my 15 yr old just died of embarrassement after i retold to him the story of the mohel (the guy who circumcised jewish babies) checking him at age three after i noticed that he 'pointed left': the mohel assured me that we will have many grandchildren but my son should learn to aim slightly more to the right....

apropo: are thai men (besides the muslim ones) circimcised? could never ask the guys here

sateef · April 12, 2005

I'd just like to point out I'm English

http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-003.htm

sateef · April 12, 2005

Then again

http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-004.htm

lumphinibaby · April 13, 2005

apropo: are thai men (besides the muslim ones) circimcised? could never ask the guys here

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None that I came across. But that was almost totally amongst students (uni before you scream) in Bangkok. They seemed to regard circumcised boys from the south as unusual so I assumed its not common elsewhere in thailand. Not sure about the hill tribes though.

PeaceBlondie · April 13, 2005

I've probably seen 50 Thais by now, mostly all from the North, including several Hill Tribes. Can't recall any who were cut. It's so unnatural, so non-Buddhist. Same as in Latin America (well, except that it's non-Catholic) - unless they had an accident with a machete.

kreon · April 13, 2005

i stood once next to a 6-foot black brother, with a huge white one

dont ask me why

cdnvic · April 13, 2005

i stood once next to a 6-foot black brother, with a huge white one
dont ask me why

Tell us more of your prison adventures.

cv

tuky · April 13, 2005

On a unrelated yet similar topic - bathroom attendents in discos. Why do they insist on trying to give you a neck/back massage while you are taking a piss?

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Flame me all you like, but I quite enjoy the massage whilst I am taking a leak.

DJ Pat · April 13, 2005

It happened again at MBK today. I may stop using toilets.

lumphinibaby · April 13, 2005

It happened again at MBK today. I may stop using toilets.

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Yeah, a cavator (spell check please!) should do the job.

DJ Pat · April 13, 2005

Or I could get a colostomy bag set up.

astral · April 14, 2005

Visit africa for the other end of the spectrum compared to Thais

slapdashkitty · April 14, 2005

Sorry DJ

"me thinks the lady doth protest too much..."

Let it go....

How many times did you oggle down some chick's blouse?

Tit for tat, or would that be dick for tit?

And as for Thai sizes....well they are much better than most Chinese or Japanese guys I have "known" and only some of the "new fangled gym queen boyz" I have met have been cut.

And there are a few "Loch Ness Monsters" out there! Lucky me....

Would guess they followed the lead of gay porn videostars-shaved, cut, tan lines, and way too many muscles.

jerry921 · April 14, 2005

... and animals dont check each other out so why do men??

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If two dogs chasing each other around in a circle with their tails in the air aren't checking each other out then I don't want to know what they're doing.

I've never seen a circumsized Thai cock (dick, penis, appendage, 3rd leg, what words can I use here?)

A Thai who's parent is a doctor told me he was told it is sometimes done (to adolescent or adult Thai men) if the foreskin is too tight or for other medical reasons.

Clinton has a curved one, or so she (that woman, Miss Lewinski) says. Of course it curves to the left, other wise he'd have been a republican.

Bull · April 14, 2005

apropo: are thai men (besides the muslim ones) circimcised? could never ask the guys here

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Most non muslim Thais (as well as non muslims non jewish Europeans) are uncut.

"Cutting" obeys in the majority of the cases to a previous episode of phimosis, and it is usually done before puberty.

Bull

PeaceBlondie · April 14, 2005

I've heard that some cases of phimosis can be cured with a small cut (or two )that only opens up the foreskin without removing it.

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