I've started this thread to post some of the more risque jokes and pics (keeping in mind RDN's guide to allowable nudity) that would probably be axed by the mods/admin in the general forum, instead of posting new topics in the Bedlam forum.

Maybe one of the mods might merge the past similar topics into this thread?

That way, those of you that do get a chuckle out of them can look in this thread for new arrivals, and those that don't like them can opt not to read the thread.

Please add yours...

OK... first offering...

Title: How can you tell if you're at a gay party

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funny, where's RDN's guide to nudity , by the way ???

funny, where's RDN's guide to allowable nudity , by the way ???

It was on LC's Tits thread here.

Good Husband.

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The last one's especially for RDN...

Don't think it is risque, but let me add Islam and dancing:

A "modern" Islamic couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets

with their Mullah for counseling.

The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave.

The man asks, "We realize it's a tradition in Islam for men to dance

with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding

reception, we'd like your permission to dance together."

"Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral.

Men and women always dance separately."

"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"

"No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam."

"Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"

"Of course!" replies the Mullah, "Allah'u'Akbar! Sex is OK within

marriage, to have children!"

"What about different positions?" asks the man.

"Allah'u'Akbar! No problem," says the Mullah.

"Woman on top?" the man asks.

"Sure," says the Mullah. "Allah'u'Akbar. Go for it!"

"Doggy style?"

"Sure! Allah'u'Akbar!"

"On the kitchen table?"

Yes, yes! Allah'u'Akbar!"

"Can we do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a

bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket

of honey and a porno video?"

"You may indeed. Allah'u'Akbar!"

"Can we do it standing up?"

"No." says the Mullah."

"Why not?" asks the man.

"Because that could lead to dancing!"

Drug Warning

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Could this be one solution to the bum spray?

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555

Solution.

totster

Excellent , all of them, although I am sure I saw a Bird sitting in the driving seat of the BMW!!!

keep em coming, best larf today.

Loved the Mullah joke!

Cheers

TP

An elephant asks a camel, "Why are your breasts on your back?"

"Well," says the camel, "I think that's a strange question from somebody whose dick is on his face".

The difference between "guts" and "balls" !

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,

being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to

ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere ?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,

smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your

wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."

The difference between "guts" and "balls" !

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,

being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to

ask:  "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere ?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,

smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your

wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."

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totster

Title: Strings of Friendship

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The difference between "guts" and "balls" !

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,

being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to

ask:  "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere ?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,

smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your

wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."

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no idea how to copy, cut & paste this doll.

http://www.dimulka.aha.ru/doll.swf

HA HA

HA HA

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Yep ... that one's bloody funny... burst out laughing at work...

totster

How much casn a koala bare???

thats my point, there si no point!!! if I could spell socrtaties, I would cyhange my nick to it!

what thread are you replying to?

thats my point, there si no point!!! if I could spell socrtaties, I would cyhange my nick to it!

Have you been drinking again Torny?

thats my point, there si no point!!! if I could spell socrtaties, I would cyhange my nick to it!

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Have you been drinking again Torny?

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Yeah. He had to sleep on the couch last night, which was presumably near to the rum&cokeee&computer....

His wife slapped him for breakfast.

Two Arab mothers are sitting in a cafe shop in Baghdad, chatting; over a pint of warm goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old..."

"Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.

"He's a martyr now though" mum confides, "...a suicide bomber."

"Oh, so sad dear" says the other.

"And this is my second son Khalid. He's 21."

"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born".

"He's a martyr too..." says mum quietly,"... a car bomber."

"Oh gracious me", says the other.

"And this is my third son... my baby... my beautiful Ahmed... he's 18", she whispers.

"Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school"

"He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says..."They blow up so fast, don't they?"