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Don´t Lie To Your Mother!

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A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during the course

of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Paul's

flatmate, Simon, was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this

only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she

started to wonder if there was more between Paul and his flatmate than met the

eye.

Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered, "I know what you must be

thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates".

About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your mother

came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan,you don't suppose she

took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure" said Paul

So he sat down and wrote:

DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY

HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE

FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.

LOVE PAUL

Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which read:

DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT

SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS

SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.

LOVE MUM

Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER (SHE ALWAYS, ALWAYS FINDS

OUT)

How do you spell plagiarism folks?

I read this exact joke , same forum , couple of weeks ago.

:o

How do you spell plagiarism folks?

I read this exact joke , same forum , couple of weeks ago.

:o

move the "i"

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