Why, Why, Why

[Little Black Duck]

Why, Why, Why

Do we press harder on a remote control when we

know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds"

when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there

are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by

lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but

ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word

"Lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still

apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath

you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on

sale?

Why do people constantly return to the

refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen

times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it,

then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the

end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed

light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams

our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say,

"It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That

hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch

something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something

else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm

as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every

four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your

three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

[Grover]

smiling, not laughing. Great!

[guardian]

Why didn't Little Black Duck post in the Farang Pub - fun, entertainment and Expat life forum?

[Pink Mist]

smiling, not laughing. Great!

not meant for belly laughs

[Rdrokit]

Why do we park in the driveway

and drive on the parkway?