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2long

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  1. A man stumbles into the marital bedroom, quite drunk, with a sheep under his arm. His wife wakes up angrily and shouts 'What the fk is this?' to which he replies 'This, my darling is the pig that I have sex with when you're on your period.' The wife says 'Uh hello! I think you'll find that's a sheep, not a pig' Husband says 'I was talking to the sheep'
  2. If you do it doggy style, and last 3 minutes, that counts as 21 minutes in doggy years!
  3. I was just going to point out the same.
  4. I couldn't agree more!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻✅
  5. Uh, hello! It's the middle of May and the end of high season. Has anyone else noticed that it's not just lumps of concrete falling from the sky. There's this stuff called rain!
  6. I'm far from a medical expert, but would clenched fists of a body found at the bottom of a body of water with prove ANYthing at all?
  7. Is there anyone left to offend, or to connect some animal, colour, or part of the body to hating them? The world has gone mad! I'm off to my trans midget amputee anti alcohol inclusive meeting!
  8. Just want to point out that the Daily Fail provided the video. Therefore, it could be as genuine as Bigfoot having a picnic on the moon.
  9. Has anyone actually figured out what this means? Is it the 2-5pm thing, or certain places or days? The article (at least for me) isn't very clear and has lots of words... I get bored and confused very quickly.
  10. Did anyone else just presume it was Georgia, USA when seeing the title? I sure did, y'all.
  11. DMK DOMESTIC departures' 7Eleven sells beer at any or every time that I try to buy it. This has been the case for some time now.
  12. We all know that if there was no reaction form the locals, his view count would be 90% less. Therefore, he's trying to get attention and reactions. Cancel the pr*ck
  13. Maybe while the cops are looking for this guy overseas they can put some effort into finding Mr Red Bull!
  14. In a ladyboy bar! 😉🫣 Her name was Gerald, but now Geraldine.
  15. I did EIGHT visa exempt 'visa runs' in eight months from May 24 until Jan 25. All but a couple were through DMK. In most cases I spent around a week outside Thailand, but I did switch it up regarding which countries I went to. I would say that in those 10 months I spent less than 2 months out of the country. It really is pot luck, and I guess a bit of karma thrown in. I would advise presenting yourself well, but not being smarmy or overdressed. Good luck
  16. Amazing so many members still care about this nonsense. And it looks quite evenly split between those who want to believe in the MSM and those who are called conspiracy theorists. I know which side of the line I'm on, but near the middle. BTW I only came back into this nonsense thread because I got a 'quoted' notification. I won't be returning. 🥱🥱🥱
  17. Kids in P1-P3 are still very young. They all develop at different speeds and in different directions. School for kids this age should be for socialising, learning their place in peer groups, learning to follow some fair rules, learning that they're not the centre of the universe, and a wee bit of academic subjects, but mostly practical stuff.
  18. I cant believe that this nonsense is still getting column inches! And corrupt attention-seeking 'doctors' around the world posting stuff for what reason?
  19. Great timing! Right at the end of the high season they have a crackdown. I'm guessing that a lot of these illegals will already have plans to move to another country for the next six months, if they haven't already. Maybe the crackdown needs to happen in November or December to have a proper impact.
  20. If you're not interested, then why browse or comment? I never go into Thai language, gay, gardening or golf sub-forums because I have no interest there. Can you not do the same here?
  21. How many languages I speak is of no consequence. Are you accusing 50+% of Brits and Yanks in Pattaya (and me) of being kiddy fiddlers, on your gut feeling? That's true science, and quite a statement!
  22. Would you rather be this girls, sitting next to Charles Sobhraj?
  23. I'm all for CCTV but why have cameras directly above a table, facing down. For me, this is an invasion of privacy and (apart from cases like this) serves very little purpose in terms of security. the tops of peoples' heads look the same, and it could be seen to be perving down ladies' tops or into handbags. I just feel there's more to this than the report suggests.
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