Ahem,
Caviar comes from a virgin sturgeon,
virgin sturgeon's a very fine fish,
virgin sturgeon needs no urgin',
that's why caviar is my dish.
I fed caviar to my girlfriend,
she was a virgin tried & true,
now that she has tasted caviar,
there in nothing she won't do.
Caviar comes from a virgin sturgeon,
virgin sturgeon's a very fine fish,
virgin sturgeon needs no urgin',
that's why caviar is my dish.
I fed caviar to my grandpa,
he was a lad of ninety-three,
then I had to rescue grabdma,
he had chased her up a tree.
Caviar comes from a virgin sturgeon,
virgin sturgeon's a very fine fish,
virgin sturgeon needs no urgin',
that's why caviar is my dish.
(If it smells fishy, don't eat it!)