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Two nuns were in back of the convent smoking cigarettes when one said, “It’s bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke, but it really is a problem getting rid of the cigarette butts so that Mother Superior doesn’t find them. ”The second nun said, “I’ve found a marvellous invention called the condom, which works really well for this problem. You just open the packet up, take out the condom, and put the cigarette butt in, roll it up, and dispose of it all later!” The first nun was quite impressed and asked where she could get some of these condoms. The second nun said, “You get them at the drug store, Sister, just go and ask the pharmacist for them.” The next day the good sister went to the drug store and walked up to the counter.“Good morning sister,” said the pharmacist. “What can I do for you today?”“I’d like some condoms please” said the nun. The pharmacist was a little taken aback, but recovered soon enough and asked, “How many boxes would you like — there are 12 to a box.” “I’ll take six boxes that should last about a week” said the nun.The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by this time, and was almost afraid to ask any more questions, but his professionalism prevailed and he asked in a clear voice, “Sister, what size condoms would you like-we have large, extra large, and big liar size.” The sister thought for a minute, and finally said: “I’m not certain, perhaps you could recommend a good size for a Camel.

Mary. A typical middle aged housewife, was desperate to look young and sexy again for her hubby but could not afford breast implants. She had recently heard from a friend that soaking in a tub full of goats milk for an hour was like finding the fountain of youth so she called the local dairy farm who explained that, yes they would be happy to deliver a 50 gallon barrel of it to her home and could be there within the hour and even pour it in the tub for her. He then said, “Excuse me mam but would you like it be pasteurized” to which Mary replied, “No sir, just up to my tits”