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Zyxel

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  1. A Vermont farmer was fixing the fence on his half acre when a Texan rolls by and stops. He rolls down the window and says " Hey there, how much land you got here? " Farmer says " half acre" Texan says " Do you know that I can drive my truck all day on my ranch and not even make it half way across? The farmer replies " yep, I had a truck just like that once "
  2. "Will you marry me?" Is a marriage proposal. "Will, You, Mary, Me'" is a foursome proposal. "Will, you marry me" is a time traveler spoiling the future "Will you. Mary me" is a cave woman trying to make Will, who has amnesia remember who he is.
  3. Hint: i eight sum pi
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