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Zyxel

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  1. What goes in pink and hard, and comes out soft and wet? Bubble gum.
  2. A woman walks into her Accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The Accountant says ' Before we begin, I need to ask few questions'. He gets her name, address, social security number etc. and asks 'What is your occupation'? The Woman replies 'I am a Whore'. No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that.” The woman, “Ok, I’m a prostitute.” “No, that is still too crude. Try again.” They both think for a minute, then the woman states, “I’m a chicken farmer.” The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?” “Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.”
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