Zyxel

Two blond women walk into the cosmetic department of a major department store and are immediately intrigued by a beautiful cut crystal bottle containing a new brand of perfume. The man behind the counter asks if he can be of help. The first blonde says, “What’s the name of this perfume?” He replies, “It’s French and called Venez à Moi, which means Come To Me in English. The second blonde asks, “May I try some? The salesman sprays a little on her forearm. She rubs it in and takes a deep sniff. She then puts her arm in front of her girlfriend’s nose and says, “Here take a sniff. It doesn’t smell like cum to me. Does it smell like cum to you?”

Nereis Sandersi – a hydrothermal deep sea vent worm.

Russian propagandist Vladimir Solovyov says the death of Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi should really be viewed as a potential “political murder”—because have you seen the reports that the pilot was a Mossad agent named “Eli Copter?”

An old man and a 20 year old are paired together at a golf tournament. They’re playing a long par 5 that dog legs around some tall trees. As the 20 year old sets up his tee shot to hit onto the fairway the old man notes “when I was your age we used to hit over the trees – not around to the side.” So the 20 year old readjusts and tries to hit over the trees – but can’t clear them and loses his ball. He tries again and loses that one too… Then the old man says “of course, when I was your age, the trees were only 6 foot tall.”