Zyxel

After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, a lady stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for her son. She brought her selection - a baseball bat to the cash register."Cash or charge," the clerk asked."Cash," she snapped. Then apologizing for her rudeness, she explained, "I've spent the afternoon at the motor-vehicle bureau. I am not too sane right now!!""Shall I gift wrap the bat?" the clerk asked sweetly, "Or are you going back?"

Ray shows up at the bar all out of breath so Dewey asks him what the hell is wrong with you?So Ray says "Ive been running from the cops but I finally lost them"Dewey then asked "what the hell did you do?"Ray replied " I was pissing in the shower and the cops showed up to arrest me!""That's not against the law" said Dewey,"That's what I thought," said Ray."But those guys at Home Depot sure must of thought it was"