Zyxel

Ray shows up at the bar all out of breath so Dewey asks him what the hell is wrong with you?So Ray says "Ive been running from the cops but I finally lost them"Dewey then asked "what the hell did you do?"Ray replied " I was pissing in the shower and the cops showed up to arrest me!""That's not against the law" said Dewey,"That's what I thought," said Ray."But those guys at Home Depot sure must of thought it was"

A guy is sitting at a bar and the man next to him asks “So where are you from?” The other fellow replies “I’m from Springfield, Illinois”. “Well isn’t that a coincidence? I’m from Springfield too. Where did you go to school?” asks the first man. “Holy Trinity”, the other replies. “You’re kidding me! I went to Holy Trinity too!”, says the first guy. “Incredible coincidence!” says the second fellow “what year did you graduate?” The first guy says, “I graduated in 88, how about you?” The second fellow replies, “This is outrageous, I’m from the class of 88 too. How about that?” At that point one of the cocktail waitresses says to the bartender, “It’s going to be a long night Harold, the Murphy Twins are drunk again…”

A man is on a plane The pilot starts talking on the intercom and then lays it down without knowing its still on. The pilot says to the co-pilot, "I could use two things right now, a cup of coffee and a <deleted>." Stewardess runs up the isle to tell the pilot to turn off the intercom. The man stands up and says, "Hey honey, don't forget the coffee."