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My girlfriend sent me this text: spacebarbrokeonkeyboardcanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative? What does “ternative” mean?

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.