Zyxel

We're being invaded!!

A cop sees a car drive by, and the driver is not wearing his seat belt. So he pulls over an elderly couple, decides to give them a warning. As he approaches the vehicle, he sees the driver reach up and put on his seat belt. You know, we have a mandatory seat belt law, he says. I have my seat belt on, the old guy replies. I saw you put it on as I came up, says the cop. I’ve had it on since I left the house. Ask the wife! (Heavy sigh) Look, I’m just giving you a warning. Wear your seat belt. Old guy is outraged. My seat belt is on! I have had it on since I left my driveway. Ask the wife! Cop just wants to end it. Ma’am, do you corroborate that he’s had it on the whole time? I never argue with him when he’s been drinking.