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Did you hear about the truck driver from Tennessee that committed Suicide??? He had parents that he loved so much!! One Day he found out he was adopted!!! That about done it... But he got over it.. Then he found out DOLLY PARTON was his real mom!!! He had the gun to his head.. but somehow talked himself out of it…………. Then he found out he was BOTTLE FED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That pushed him over the edge,
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Winston Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?" Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course..." Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?" Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?" Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are merely haggling over the price."
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I was sitting on a crowded bus last week when a young woman climbed aboard. She was quite out of breath and shouted, “Can anybody give up their seat for a pregnant lady?” I thought I had better do the gentlemanly thing and gave her mine. A kindly old lady was next to her and asked, “How long have you been pregnant, Dear?” She answered, “Ten minutes - And doesn’t it make you tired?!”
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