Zyxel

My wife and I went to see a marriage counselor yesterday. The counselor told me, “your wife says you never buy her flowers.” I replied, “to be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.”

Husband: "Last night, in your sleep, you were using abusive language against me." Wife: "That was your imagination." Husband: "What imagination?" Wife: "That I was asleep."

A man walks into a shoe store... ...and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk. "Well ... they feel a bit tight." replies the man. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the mans feet. "Try pulling the tongue out." offers the clerk. Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth." He says.