Zyxel
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I was sitting on a crowded bus last week when a young woman climbed aboard. She was quite out of breath and shouted, “Can anybody give up their seat for a pregnant lady?” I thought I had better do the gentlemanly thing and gave her mine. A kindly old lady was next to her and asked, “How long have you been pregnant, Dear?” She answered, “Ten minutes - And doesn’t it make you tired?!”
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Mickey and Minnie are in divorce court and the judge says, “Mr. Mouse I have reviewed your petition for divorce and don't think I can grant it just because you claim your wife is stupid.” And Mickey replies, “I didn't say she was stupid, your honor. I said she was f....in’ Goofy.”
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