Zyxel

The Fire Department in a small town got a call. The lady said, “My house is on fire! Can you help?” The Chief said, “Of course! We’re ready to go. How do we get there?” The lady said, “Don't you still have that little red truck?”

A guy goes into a restaurant, walks up to the bar and tells the bartender, “Give me a beer”. The guy goes to pay him but the bartender says, “It’s free”. “Great”, says the guy. “I’d also like to order your filet mignon dinner and a whole cheesecake for dessert”. ‘You got it “says the bartender (who’s also doubling as the waiter). After eating everything the man asks, “how much do I owe you”? The bartender says “one dollar”. ‘Wait a minute. How come everything is so cheap? I’d like to speak to your manager”, says the man. The bartender answers, “You can’t, because right now he’s upstairs with my wife”. “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?” asks the man.. The bartender replies, ”The same thing I’m doing to his business”.

The blind daters had really hit it off and, at the end of the evening as they were beginning to undress each other in his apartment, the fellow said, "Before we go any further, Charlene, tell me - do you have any special fetishes that I should take into account in bed?" "As a matter of fact," smiled the girl, "I do happen to have a foot fetish - but I suppose I'd settle for maybe seven or eight inches."