Zyxel

```Two Old ladies are smoking CAMEL brand cigarettes, when it starts raining. 1st lady pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette & continues smoking. 2'nd lady:- What's that? 1st lady :- It's a condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Next day the 2nd lady goes to the chemist & asks for condom. Chemist looks at her strangely (she's over 80 years), but politely asks what brand she prefers. Lady:- It doesn't matter as long as it fits the Camel.``` *Chemist* is still *Recovering*_

A Husband and Wife went shopping together just before Christmas. The wife quickly noticed that her husband was missing and because they had a lot to do she called him on his cell phone. After the husband picked up the phone his wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do!" He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?" Little tears started to flow down her cheeks and she got all choked up and said "Yes, I do remember that shop!!!" she replied. "Well I am in the Yogurt shop next door to that.