Lev Goldblatt was a Mohel with 40 years experience performing circumcisions.
Over the many years Lev saved and collected the tips he cut in a huge glass jar as a remembrance of each circumcision he performed.
Now facing retirement, he decided to have a leather goods maker create a keepsake for him made from the collection of tips.
So; he went to Murray the leather goods maker and told him his wish. Murray said, “Leave me the jar, give me two weeks and come back. I promise you’ll be pleased.
Two weeks later Lev returned, all excited to see what Murray had created for him.
Murray opens a drawer and hands the Lev a pink wallet.
Lev is aghast. “Vat is dis? I gave you 7000 tips and all I get back after two veeks is a little vallet???!!!
Murray smiles and replies, “Rub it. It turns into a suitcase.”