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Zyxel

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  1. Lev Goldblatt was a Mohel with 40 years experience performing circumcisions. Over the many years Lev saved and collected the tips he cut in a huge glass jar as a remembrance of each circumcision he performed. Now facing retirement, he decided to have a leather goods maker create a keepsake for him made from the collection of tips. So; he went to Murray the leather goods maker and told him his wish. Murray said, “Leave me the jar, give me two weeks and come back. I promise you’ll be pleased. Two weeks later Lev returned, all excited to see what Murray had created for him. Murray opens a drawer and hands the Lev a pink wallet. Lev is aghast. “Vat is dis? I gave you 7000 tips and all I get back after two veeks is a little vallet???!!! Murray smiles and replies, “Rub it. It turns into a suitcase.”
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