Zyxel

A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. "Nope, no laundry," the boy said, "I'm going to wash my dog!" "But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog. It's very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him." But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out of washing his dog. About a week later the boy was back in the store to buy some candy. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing. "Oh, he died," the boy said sadly. The grocer, trying not to be an I-told-you-so, said he was sorry the dog died but added, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog!" "Well," the boy replied, "I don't think it was the detergent that killed him." "Oh? What was it then?" "I think it was the spin cycle!"

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally,the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows." "We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." "That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that"!.......

If two transvestites have a child would they be known as Transparents?

A young Italian immigrant came to America with one burning desire. He wanted to become successful enough to one day fly back to Italy and meet the Pope. Twenty years later, he had achieved his goal. He bought himself a custom tailored $2,000 dollar suit and accessories, along with a first- class ticket to Rome on Alitalia. He scalped himself a ticket to the Papal greeting line at the Vatican. So; there stood the Italian man, dressed impeccably, in a long line of people waiting to be greeted by the Pope. Suddenly; horrified at what he was seeing, the Italian man, looks to his right and notices a filthy smelly bum wearing ragged clothes and no shoes, also waiting to see his Holiness. As the Pope was walking down the receiving line in their direction, he completely ignored the sharply dressed Italian man, and instead come over and gave the bum a big papal hug whispering private words in his ears. The Italian man was devastated. How could the Pope have missed him in his expensively tailored suit?! But, then he realized the Pope must feel sorry for the poor, and that’s why the bum got the attention. The Italian man taps the bum and says, “Hey, this is a you lucky day. How would a you like a to change clothes with a me?” The bum responds, Of course, It’s a miracle. Thank a you so much. They switch clothing. A few minutes later, the Pope had reached the end of the reception line, turned around, and was now heading back when he spots the Italian, now wearing the bum’s ragged clothes. The Pope walks up to the Italian man, giving him a huge Papal hug and says, “Hey. Isn’t dis the second time I tella you to get the ...... out here?