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The real reason why Princess Die divorced Prince Charles, after all these years has finally been revealed. She found out not all rulers have 12 inches.

On his first day on the job, the trainee dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice from the other side responded: “You fool, you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you have any idea who you’re talking to?” “No,” replied the trainee. “It’s the Managing Director of the company, idiot!” The trainee shouted back: “And do you have any ........... idea who you are talking to, <deleted>” “No!!!!” replied the Managing Director indignantly. “Thank God!” and slammed down the phone.