Banzai99

It's not only the Thais who are guilty of drunk driving.

Nearly every Farang I know who drinks, drinks and drives.

Needless to say, none are ThaiVisa members who would never do such a thing.

Wow man, you sure do have a cool mate!! I bet that was fun, scaring the hell out of the other driver. I guess you guys laughed your asses off, then went to the next pub and had a few more!

Correct.

So what's you're problem dearie?

If you'd like to post it here, you will get lots of hugs but the women's branch is best for hysterical women. It's 3 or 4 down branches from here petal....

Petal and dearie, ummm, sounds like words from long ago, are you a dinosaur too, jeez, is there anyone on ThaiVisa below 80 years old ?

The Englishman tonight was probably 55 - 60, but his miserable attitude done him proud, he seemed older, then again he was going home in 3 days..

I was in a motor driven by my mate one night, he was well pissed, another Farang in a pick up equally as pissed as my mate started some macho <deleted>, my mate pulled an Airsoft gun, it looks just like the real thing, stuck it out of the window and the look on the other guys face was priceless, he hit his brakes, done the next turn behind us and never saw him again.

Bet he never gave it large again in Pattaya.

In Pattaya now, get a scooter, PCX sort of thing.

When I came to Pattaya in late 1990, I learnt on a 400cc, 3 weeks later I bought a Honda Magna 750cc, great bike, took that bike everywhere, later got a Suzuki 1400cc Intruder and then a Honda Shadow 1100cc, good fun, but, this was in the days when you could give it some stick, even in Pattaya, now impossible.

I remember the times I could park my pick up in Soi Yamoto or soi Post office any time of day or night, now impossible.

Big bikes in Pattaya are a waste now, Honda Clicks would be much faster round town.

Yeah, all my tons of gold and silver and diamonds are well safe buried in the wifes rice farm, I haven't checked for a few years and the original location seems to have been moved for security purposes, but her Brother informs me that my wealth is being well looked after.

I use my own instead of the dogs, more satisfying when it finds it's target.

Many are too old to adapt, so they complain instead, old people like a moan, if they had come here at 35 instead of 65, they would have fared better maybe.

Stunningly attractive ThaiVisa members, have a throng of stunningly attractive females from across the globe falling at their feet.

Rumour has it that Brad Pitt used to be a member here and was banned for being too ugly!

RIP, BeenThereDoneThat.

He looks big for sure but if drunk your at a disadvantage, also many against one.. not good odds. I wonder what the reason is, if he says he did not provoce it and that is true then i really wonder why. Though we have random violence back home in the Netherlands.

As to Jurgen fun to see anti Dutch sentiment havent seen it before a new thing.

Have you EVER heard of a one on one fight here in the LOS? These two bit punks will only attack in a gang. Unless you are well schooled in the martial arts, what chance do you have against 5-10 punks? Will they ever show the courage to fight like men? Of course not. Do you know why? because they are not men. They are 13 year old boys, in the body of an adolescent, or a young man. It is a disguise. They only will fight in packs, since they do not have a single courageous bone in their body. Whether or not this attack was provoked is besides the point. Even if it was, one man, to one man. Mano a mano. Something the Thai punk kids do not believe in, and a risk they are unwilling to take.

What a load of <deleted>....

This really shows what a backward third world country Thailand is. Unfortunately, it's just a dusty.... sorry, smoky reflection of the dysfunctionality at all government levels.

Think yourself lucky you don't have to stay in Thailand, unlike the majority of Thais who don't have the luxury of choice.

Only fools do business with Thais.

Keep thinking that. More money for those of us who do.

Keep thinking that, more money for the Thais who'll do you.

So, when are you leaving, and have you got any bargains for sale ?

Can't understand why anybody would do business here. There's too much corruption. Just stick to being a tourist.

So, you're a tourist ?

Spending every waking hour sat in front of a PC, moaning about anything and everything to do with Thailand, the country I chose to come to.

Why aren't they more grateful, why am I not appreciated, ?

When I came here for the first time in early 1990, I saw a Thai guy in a Benz, I assumed he wa a chauffer..and as for the ALL Thais think Farangs are rich, that myth went away a long time ago, now they know most Farangs ain't got a pot to piss in.

Frankly, judging by the way many farang act and behave in Thailand i am amazed these beatings don't happen more often.

Wonder if a group of Thais would try the same crap in Amsterdam or London ?

Exactly and also thai people will do whats best for there wallet and not follow any advices buying new stuff if its there secondhand

in good shape.

I have seen them walk away over 200 baht.

On a personal note I hope you accelerated when you realised what the bugger was doing. No sense many of these drivers and you are actually doing a public service by crashing into them

Please don't tell me you are advising him to go around trying to kill Thai motorcyclists ?

If the bike has an identical copy of the Honda Wave engine, could I just replace it with an actual Honda engine if it falls to pieces ?

Off topic :

I was in a liitle restaurant in Loei City yesterday, when the owner and some of his friends came back from a ride. One bike was an Honda 1800 vtx, 1800cc !! what a beast that is, another guy had a Fat Bob Harley, stunning looking bikes both of them.

"One bike was an Honda 1800 vtx, 1800cc !!"

Something like this.

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It's not hard to ride. Steering is a little heavy at very low speed. Heavy to push around the shed when moving it. Out on the highway it ticks along just fine. I sit on 90-100. Push it up to 130 and it's like being in the wind tunnel at Boeing!

Yeah, that's the one, but it was black and looked in showroom condition, i didn't ask how much it cost, I would imagine a bit more than my GPX Diper.

The guy with the Fat Bob said he paid 750,000 second hand but in as new condition, with very few kms under it's belt, a new one would be about 1,200,000 !!!!! He is 73 years old and having a blast on his baby ( as he calls it ).

If the bike has an identical copy of the Honda Wave engine, could I just replace it with an actual Honda engine if it falls to pieces ?

Off topic :

I was in a liitle restaurant in Loei City yesterday, when the owner and some of his friends came back from a ride. One bike was an Honda 1800 vtx, 1800cc !! what a beast that is, another guy had a Fat Bob Harley, stunning looking bikes both of them.

I would have seriously considered this bike as fun extra bike on the farm. But they call it Diper, I cannot possible pay money for a motorcycle named Diper. Total marketing fail.

But surely for a Douchbag, it would make no difference.

I don't know, does it?

I don't mind at all...

True though, would have thought the bike could have been named differently.