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a3tsw

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  1. Careful , your Bob Smith alter-ego is beginning to show...
  2. Careful , your Bob Smith alter-ego is beginning to show...
  3. Prior to the fatal heart attack he was approached by a naked Austrian who demanded that he hand over his clothes and the key to his motorcycle.
  4. The gentleman, however, made it clear that full cooperation could not be expected as he adamantly refused to share his identity. Sent back from the future to terminate Sarah Connor. Austrian , not German.
  5. Thumbs up! The eagle has landed in matching leisure wear..????
  6. At 8:40 P.M. the foreigner jumped down onto the air mattress below. He was provided CPR. More incomplete reporting , leaving more questions than answers , someone jumps from 20 metres on to an air mattress and then requires CPR.
  7. which , for some unknown reason , the reporter felt there need to reveal.
  8. that disnae make any sense , d'ye no mean , "hoo noo broon coo". Donald The Isle o' Skye
  9. Sugar Puff fairy came and hit the streets. looking for Indians and their gold trinkeets
  10. Not quite true! , for every sad news story , there is always a feel good story of someone (usually a taxi driver) handing in a wad of cash found in the back seat of their cab to some farang tourist who has left it there by mistake , should be one incoming now! ????????
  11. Middle of the afternoon, falls down a hole , some people should just not be allowed to have in their possession a SMARTPHONE, ????
  12. I am currently in the U.K. , London , the UK State Pension 2023 will be approx. £28 per Day from April. For a young person to live off £700 per Month May be doable , but would not leave much room for clothes , entertainment or travel , eg. A one Week zones 1-6 travel card which is used for public transport , alone costs £84 , whereas a pensioner receives a free pass on public transport , as I say not much wiggle room on £700 per Month.
  13. They seek him here , They seek him there His clothes are loud , but never square It will make or break him , so he's got to buy the best 'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion And when he does his little rounds Around the boutiques of Bangkok Town Eagerly pursuing al the latest fads and trends 'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion Oh , yes he is! ????????
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