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that's the part everyone is fearing. can't you give better assurances that you are really leaving this time so that everyone can breathe easy? no more going on the wagon, no more gyms, no more 90 day reports, no more visa renewals, no more short times, no more 7-11 grilled ham and cheese sandwiches, just take all your life-shortening bad habits and really be gone with you this time. can it really be done?

yeah baby, first pint of piss for the day. after 11am drink all you wish. what will it be today? leo and fried pork skins with a few M-150?

me? not even once. life is yours for the taking. it's all you baby. you got this. master of the universe. smooth sailing from here on out. nothing to stand in your way. just grab the horse by the tail. just like a kid in a candy store.

it's brilliant. you can even feed the animals. For free!

yeah baby. the whole shebang is yours for the taking. you've got the keys to the kingdom. now surely the captain of your own ship. free as a bird. sky’s the limit and the ball is in your court. grab the bull by the horns. go forward and never look back. it is all in your rear view mirror now.

bob, if you really go, then what about our love child? we need to talk about a stipen.

I live right in the city center. I pass four 7-11 during my walk. No humans. The only life I see is urban wildlife that makes the rubbish piles shake.

we are all aliens. if your passport matches with the country you are in then it is so boring. who wants to be part of the wheel and towing the line? consider yourself lucky. as an alien you don't have to confirm with social norms. you can do you. nobody cares. you aren't one of them. you are a non-entity. you drink, hump, wa*k, piss, fart, and sneeze and nobody even notices. you are a nonconformist, a mystery. you don't fit in and nobody wants to try and understand you. so they leave you alone. what could be better?

clean air is overrated and just a matter of perception. and there isn't a country in the world with a real democracy. if you think there is then you're fooling yourself and you've drunken the kool-aid. i walk a mile every night at about 3AM. I am the only one on the streets. it's pure bliss. I have the whole shop to myself. safe as a bug in a rug.

Oh, ho? Send button boken law?

bob, I am certain you spend less time every year filling out 90 day reports than you do hanging out of tatted up slappers. I think you need to reassess your priorities.

No he's not. He's incapable of consuming alcohol. He's a haiter troll built on chatbot architecture. He was trained on all of the content within this forum. He responds accordingly. bob is a social experiment to see how many humans can be trolled into writing useful empathetic responses and made to believe he is a real entity.

no, I would not, thank you. that would be very upsetting.

your overthinking it and turning a mountain into a mole hill. big brother is everywhere. you can't escape that. has any of this ever gotten in the way of all of your drinking, whoring, and fast food addictions? not even once. just continue to do you boo. stay long time and the land of vertical smiles will keep blessing you with happy ending.

Fully agree. I spent a lot of money on a bottle of CBD oil last year. I took 30 mg doses on five different occasions. I felt absolutely nothing. No pain relief. It didn't make me sleepy. Zero. Complete waste of time and money. End of story. A few hits off the vape though and I'm right as rain 👍🏼

90 day reports only take 2 minutes to do online. The info you give never changes. It's not an invasion of privacy. They know where you live already by now. You do it 4 times a year. Barely 10 minutes total out of your life in a year. It it is a nothing burger.

that's ok bob i'm only interested in you staying, not where you are planning to go. this is heartbreaking news. what about the new you, getting in shape, giving up booze and whoring, becoming mr Thailand universe? that was a great plan. let's go with that instead.

but leaving is not the solution. your problems will just go with you. each place has its own good and bad. wherever you go you will likely find other things you don't like. it is always a give and take. please reconsider before you do something you might regret. i feel your pain.

what would it take to make you happy and have you stay?

bob, there has to be an alternative, Thailand needs you 🇹🇭

can we talk about it at least?

bob, I don't wanna lose you. Is there anything I can do to change your mind? 💔

bob, the thought of you leaving is very sad news. is there anything we can do to dissuade you to stay? i am all ears and am willing to help to do whatever it takes to prevent your planned departure. 🥲

What about Benzos as your alcohol replacement therapy? Have you already abandoned that project for today?

You might try and lick all the boxes, but it is only going to get you arrested.