NoshowJones

I flattened a guy for riding his pedal bike towards me in the centre of a busy Glasgow, but that was years ago before all these CCTV camera's.

What is the average IQ in western countries compaired to the IQ in Thailand? I rest my case.

How true. I once stopped a motorbike riding on the sidewalk and the rider opened up his jacket. He was a policeman.

We are not in the US either.

I have a good right foot.

You with the Saddo emotican. Do you ride your motorbike on the pavement?

I have never seen a farang ride a motorbike on the pavement, but if ever I see one riding towards me there will be consequences, and that is not a threat, it is a promise.

When the pavement is narrow enough I block them and force them to go back or straight on to the road. It is just one Thai and I am a big guy. One more thing, I notice it is only men who do this and never a woman.

and did you not phone the police? Were you scared from a drunk man? I would have grabbbed him and got the wife to call the police.

The less hookers there are, the more rapes there will be. Think about it.

I must admit I have seen a lot of hot ones on Beach Road.

But Tom Cruise is only 5ft 6ins tall, how can he be attractive to most women? I'm not talking about hookers here. If you had said a young Elvis or Brad Pitt with a clean shaven face, then I would understand.

I wonder how they manage to get through customs, were the people reporting them because it was foreigners, or was it hookers in general? If the latter why do they go for walks along Beach Road when they know there are hookers there? I enjoy a walk along Beach Road, the hookers don't bother me. I must admit I enjoy looking at most of them although I never pick any of them up. I would be happy to see the police picking up the foreign hookers, why don't the Bangkok police not start picking up the Nigerian drug dealers who frequent the area between Soi's 5 and 11?

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A Geordie?? She looks very feminine to me.

Because they are Thai and they hate foreigners.

Anyone who is drunk and incapable in public should automatically be put in jail until they are sober if it takes more than one night, then so be it, followed by a fine.

My wife is very pretty, and I have been very happy. I think she would have been rated a 9 when she was in her twenties and thirties.

You mean like a young Elvis? No! Definitely not.

Of course they should, but knowing the Thai medical profession, the first thing they think about is money, and this poor guy had his stolen by these filthy animals.

That's true Bill, but at 80 years old it is unlikely he will have hospital insurance, I hope that the Pattaya authorities do the decent thing and foot the bill.

Same to you and thanks for all the help you have given me through the year.

Thanks everythings fine now and I have also installed GLARY UTILITIES.

The police would not be able to piss test me (you can refuse and go to the police station) like alone a stupid village headman and his cohorts.

Is there a regular minibus service from the Mochit minibus terminal to Pattaya? I am asking this because I regularly take a taxi, but the last two times, the taxi drivers took me the long road through Chonburi taking a lot longer. I agreed a fixed fare with the taxi drivers, so it's not as if the drivers were cheating, it costs them more for fuel than it would if they took the normal way, and there is three tolls on both ways, so they were not saving there.