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sammieuk1

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  1. So the only thing he didn't hit was the brakes by the sound of it ????
  2. Man the lifeboats hospitals and mortuary's ????
  3. Land of premature horizontal departures ????Rip
  4. Suggest removing all poles as they keep jumping out to surprise the unexpecting ????
  5. A fat hunter with a big gun and BBQ is on his way shouting the cat is in the bag and smoking????
  6. Looks like there could be a deep hole in this mining operation glad its in safe hand now ????
  7. Its more likely their ideas have been transferred to police headquarters ????
  8. Not the happy ending he was probably expecting ????Rip
  9. I have never had access to my FCD accounts only Thai account online phone app with kasikorny bank unless someone knows different ?????
  10. A sentiment I'm always telling the Mrs when the kettle or cooker needs to go on ????
  11. About the only place on earth you will find Russian arrivals trumpeted most want permanent departures literally ????
  12. Right on time an honest taxi driver arrived bearing gifts and a skeleton key in the next part of this story ????
  13. Looks like he's got his Kraken combat jacket on just incase it all goes horribly wrong ????
  14. She looks up for a good lashing now beat the hell out of him ????
  15. Just minor infringements it's not like he seized power by force this time is it .. That's not one of the free hats is it?????
  16. Cough it up python a 100k and a handbag for hunters could be up for grabs ????
  17. Well done now just remove all sharp instruments and guns from everyone that knows ????
  18. There was only 216 MP'S in the chamber as the rest had a crop to harvest ????
  19. How's that F35 deal going in a nosedive I suspect ????
  20. Next time impersonate a general there are millions of them ????
  21. Were those people down there for an impending trouser incident? one lady looks ready ????
  22. That looks like he is practicing his Kraken face when it all goes tits ????
  23. With any luck he will slipup on the slobbering slime fall on the drug baron and bring this walrus show to an end ????
  24. That will be E-Type 2 diabetes I suppose ????
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