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TwoDogz

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  1. Dear Moderator, please consider creating a "Best Of TV" sticky thread that pins, for everyone's continued enjoyment, the funniest/most bizarre threads of all time from all Forums?

    I hereby vote for the "a guy complaining about his neighbours listening to his wife screaming during sex." as the inaugural, instant classic, BoTV Post. cheesy.gif

    he was listening to the guy screaming 'aw gawd' not the girl.

    Kind of sick if you think about it.

  2. When are you going?

    I doubt he'll get a choice

    SC

    Whats that supposed to mean ?

    I have never been mugged...attempted, but never success.

    I have never been drugged...by anyone else, unknowingly.

    Not fat enough to be rolled.

    Never fell in love with a bg.

    Never participated in or been to a village wedding and never will.

    As for conforming to the general pop and drinking what everyone else is drinking, that is kinda boring and sheep like.

    I have eaten in an empty restaurant and then it filled up not so long after.

    Eaten in many restaurants with views and had a wonderful feed.

    next

    What a perfect charmed life you have.

    yes, thankyou.

    As for the OP...when is he going to apologise to everyone for getting it wrong.

    I just got back from the market, bought some beef from a thai beef shop that is frequented by 99% thais.

    I just bought some rib eye from another thai shop which is supplied by a royally initiated beef breeding program.

    6 people that will be here for late lunch today will eat beef and they are thai.

    I think OP should suck it up and admit he is wrong and has no idea really, even after 40 years.

  3. Blether I am never really sure what my wife thinks, I asked he after we were married a few years, why did you marry me, she said she didnt want to be alone she was 29 at the time i was 41, and later I asked her why she left Issan and she said because she didnt want to be poor. She worked for a chemical co. in BKK

    So yes I kind of do think they look for a better future and the "love" aspect is not foremost as it might be for "us"

    Having said that occasionally she grabs me in bed at night and says "love husband" so "who knows"

    Thats an order right ?

  4. Watch out lads, we've got an expert of 40 years on here. biggrin.png

    And tale telling on Stickboy.

    Busiest restraunt Ive seen in Thailand was in Koh Samui and it was the Bondi Bar and Grill. An Aussie hamburger kind of joint. It was packed everyday. I thought why go to a country with some of the best flavour combinations going round just to go eat food you have back home.

    Cos not everyone likes spicy food, nor everyone can handle different food types and some are just more comfortable in known surrounds.

    Not a great way to spend holidays you have saved up for in bed with bangkok belly, the runs or anything else. So easing themselves into the food might be the right way for them.

    I eat anything...except gizzard and congealed blood.

    oh and chicken feet.

  5. Back on topic,beat this if you can.a Canadian at our condo was wearing an imitation gold necklace, it ,of course got ripped of his neck out riding one day. He then brought a larger,more solid one.He figured he was a tough guy,and hoped someone would try to snatch it.He would give them a good beating. Two of us told him not to wear it as he could get pulled of his bike,maby stabbed or shot even. No way,he was a redneck tough guy.The very next day ,after our warning,he was walking around with his arm in a sling and plastered shoulder.He'd been dragged odd his bike.ended up costing him over 100000 bht for shoulder operations.

    This is just one story about the stupidity of this bloke.

    But did you see the other guy ?

  6. I like spicy food such as vindaloo and the odd fahl but my first two weeks of my time in Thailand left me feeling like I constantly had a blow torch to my ring piece.

    Now I give it a miss and no longer produce molten lava from Satan's alley.

    Dont know what you are missing then, from both ends.

    I enjoy a good squirt....on a cold day

  7. Quite a racist thread, idiots need to take holidays too.

    I think "idiots" isn't a own race. You can find the brainless in every kind of population.

    And there are special facilities to give idiots a good holiday. It is called "All-Inclusive-Resort", booked in your home country and selected by an experienced sales guy. They take care that the German get his Sauerkraut and the Aussi his Vegemite, even in Thailand.

    Hey! I love my Vegemite. Not easy to find here though, and Marmite is a poor substitute.

    Cannot see the vegemite for the smoke hey.

  8. I have never been mugged...attempted, but never success.

    I have never been drugged...by anyone else, unknowingly.

    Not fat enough to be rolled.

    Never fell in love with a bg.

    Never participated in or been to a village wedding and never will.

    As for conforming to the general pop and drinking what everyone else is drinking, that is kinda boring and sheep like.

    I have eaten in an empty restaurant and then it filled up not so long after.

    Eaten in many restaurants with views and had a wonderful feed.

    next

    I'm just playng the odds. I've been in the restaurant business for years and years. Never go into a bar that is not on a corner or doesn't have a back door.

    theres that fascination with back doors again.

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