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kwak250

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  1. Next time where some shorts if children are playing nearby. Nobody wants to see the last chicken in Tesco on full display.
  2. Probably sat up drinking until 5.30 am and happened to have some wacky backy in his pocket. Shame if he had been smoking weed he would have gone to 7/11 and been back home with a bag full of crisps and chocolate.
  3. Must be the shrooms or the hits from the bong!
  4. You get kicked out and then slap a bouncer . What do you expect ? Not just Thailand but try this anywhere in the world and see what happens. Maybe not so many small dic <deleted> jumping on you but you should expect at least a knockdown or arrested
  5. Yep you need to wait for the "Which public transport is the easiest to endure ? " post.
  6. Need to change your name to Honuzu?
  7. kwak250

    Crutch hire

    Just get a nice butch Ladyboy to help you get around.. Saying that the Lazada option would be my choice .
  8. I can't believe I read all of that. Hope you emptied your cart and put the items back.
  9. The only side effects from the evil weed you might notice are giggling and munchies. Laziness or extreme relaxation seems to be another highly desirable attribute. Problem is Imagine the locals on this each day they already have all the above side effects apart from the giggling.
  10. We absolutely might have been
  11. Lots of drunken naked Aussies and not so many from the US as they have trouble bending that far down to take their clothes off
  12. Why did you not give her clothes back?
  13. Yes the Aussies and US are such tranquil visitors.
  14. I was told the police have finished their investigation and confirmed he is not German. The lack of socks and sandals has confirmed this.
  15. Or 5 punches to the same person unless tha still counts as 1,000 baht
  16. This is considered slender in the US
  17. It's that devil's lettuce again. Must admit it's quite refreshing to see other nationalities joining in the fun and not just the brits.
  18. Probably doesn't want 10 postmen jumping on his head. Don't think many people would tell someone to shut up even in their home country.
  19. If you are walking up to collect your parcel in a pink G-string what do you expect?
  20. That one police man has some skills look how he did a backwards kick.
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