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kwak250

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  1. If I keep my cars on recirculating air rather than outside air the air filters will never look like this. I rarely switch to outside air unless I am on a trip on open roads otherwise I am just breathing in exhaust fumes.
  2. If you look in the filter I am sure all those little black drppings are not chocolate. Get rid of the rodent and the filter will be good for way more than 10k with the occasional clean. You are a really nice person you have just bought them a nice new bed.
  3. Always used to be a dic drawing on your face or back when drunk . Think i would prefer the hitler symbol if i had a choice. Not that i passed out easily lots of lightweights in your group is always good
  4. Next time he comes round just leave your dic hanging out your boxer shorts and whatever happens from there will give you the answer. If his missus grabs it then it's win win If he does then pop it back in and close the door.
  5. Maybe he thought the Russians were hiding behind the cupboards. Saying that the extra space looks good. Still would annoy me and not a lot you can do but god know what he did with the wood . He would have been better off selling the aircon than dismantling all that.
  6. Next time where some shorts if children are playing nearby. Nobody wants to see the last chicken in Tesco on full display.
  7. Probably sat up drinking until 5.30 am and happened to have some wacky backy in his pocket. Shame if he had been smoking weed he would have gone to 7/11 and been back home with a bag full of crisps and chocolate.
  8. Must be the shrooms or the hits from the bong!
  9. You get kicked out and then slap a bouncer . What do you expect ? Not just Thailand but try this anywhere in the world and see what happens. Maybe not so many small dic <deleted> jumping on you but you should expect at least a knockdown or arrested
  10. Yep you need to wait for the "Which public transport is the easiest to endure ? " post.
  11. Need to change your name to Honuzu?
  12. kwak250

    Crutch hire

    Just get a nice butch Ladyboy to help you get around.. Saying that the Lazada option would be my choice .
  13. I can't believe I read all of that. Hope you emptied your cart and put the items back.
  14. The only side effects from the evil weed you might notice are giggling and munchies. Laziness or extreme relaxation seems to be another highly desirable attribute. Problem is Imagine the locals on this each day they already have all the above side effects apart from the giggling.
  15. We absolutely might have been
  16. Lots of drunken naked Aussies and not so many from the US as they have trouble bending that far down to take their clothes off
  17. Why did you not give her clothes back?
  18. Yes the Aussies and US are such tranquil visitors.
  19. I was told the police have finished their investigation and confirmed he is not German. The lack of socks and sandals has confirmed this.
  20. Or 5 punches to the same person unless tha still counts as 1,000 baht
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