Myran

"This just in: Brit is 'being starved to death' by Pizza Hut after restaurant cancels his order."

No, it's not. It takes quite a bit to be qualified as a theory, and the flat Earth idea is nowhere close.

Not my experience (and others I know of). You're still in Thailand based on the Non-O entry and should therefore be able to do the 1 year extension after the 2 month extension without having to apply for a new visa. At least that's my personal experience, and I know of other people who have used the 2 month extension as a way to get all the required paperwork in order for the 1-year. Of course, it might be different at diffent immigration offices.

I believe you might be able to use the 2 month extension for visiting your wife, thereby pushing your yearly extension to the end of January.

Alright, we get it. Stop bragging.

I usually toss the pen really hard into some grass or even a canal. They can't force me to sign if there's no pen.

Another one for the list: "Do you emulate 16-year-old girls by constantly seeking attention online through pointing out how you aren't like everyone else?"

Jebus Christ, what an absolutely ridiculous and downright laughable topic. Yes, I bet the "news" that some inks might be dangerous (which has been know for a few decades by now) will end the 5000 year old "fad" that is tattoos. You're just like the people who take very chance they get to loudly proclaim that they would never deign to eat at McDonald's. Good for you, you're extremely special and a step above everyone else.

There are false and deceitful people everywhere. I've received so much unsolicited help from Thai people who have refused any sort of compensation in return throughout the years, that I'd say that the smiles are not fake. But that's just my personal experience.

Very well done by the police.

Haven't experienced that with my wife. She is very willing to talk about her feelings and such.

A while back I imported some nice perfumes for the mrs. through a website that didn't pay for duties and such in advance. Total price incl. shipping was about 18.000 baht, and after the customs got a hold of it, I had to pay an additional 10.000 baht in duties and VAT in ordet to receive the package. So Amazon's 50% probably isn't unreasonable, depending on what products you're trying to bring in.

Hilarious. "They refuse to be a part of our cartell. Arrest them, please."

No one is doing that to you in a pub. Stop making up stories.

I find that very hard to believe. Either you're making stuff up or go out of your way to get past immigration without handing over your passport. Why on Earth would they take a foreigner's passport and then hand it back without stamping it?

Execution, please.

The flamboyant stabbing otter, perpetually on the endangered species list for obvious reasons.

Cans are lined on the inside and the beverage has no contact with the metal. In other words: pour the beverage in a glass and you'll get absolutely zero metallic taste. If you can still taste it, it's all in your head.

My thoughts exactly when reading this. Imagine writing an article about a man beating his wife and making fun of it in the headline.

You're in the wrong. The SUV is not a traffic light or a traffic police and cannot decide that it's your time to cross. You are responsible for making sure that the road is clear before crossing. When coming from behind on a bike, you can't always see if a car has stopped to let someone through or if there's simply other vehicles standing still in front of it. You can never assume that all drivers will stop and let you through just because one did.

Probably to go for a different education and to start saving money earlier in order to build up a passive income faster than I actually did.

"The soldier then threw the delivery guy's bike a shot distance in a rage." Couldn't you at least bother to watch the video before writing an article about it? He doesn't "throw it in a fit of rage", he grabs the handlebar and accelerates the bike by accident. Do you seriously think he could have thrown a bike of that weight with a single hand?

Jesus Christ, stop feeding the troll. What are the odds that another "interesting topic" will surface in the near future from this poster?

Please substantiate this claim. It sounds like absolute nonsense.

Typical motivational speaker mumbo jumbo – sounds good when 500 paying sheep are nodding their heads and going "That's so deep and true", but doesn't hold any water when you actully think about it.