Grusa

Forget fines. Impound the bike. Instantly, and permanently.

Could you possibly mean "pitbulls" ? "Pitfalls" are something quite different! Spellcheck/autofill sucks. Proof reading before posting wins. Somwtimes.

Another issue which could quickly and simply be solved for the price of two bullets. Only the lawyers will gain from any of this....... as usual.

If Somchai had started building this submarine in his backyard in 2017, it would be finished and floating (sinking?) by now, and only cost 2000 baht!

EGR, Exhaust Gas Recirculator.

It has always been my ambition to die with my cards maxxed out, my overdrafts at their limits, and all other debts unpaid. The problem is predicting the exact moment of death. A few days late, and everything caves in. I know an American guy who planned his future on this basis, that he would die at 70. He is now 80+, senile with dementia, and living by grace of his Thai wifes' family in some s...hole in deepest Isaan with zero cash or assets, and completely cut off from his ex-friends. Worst, no intellect left to work out a means of ending it all.............., or even the concept to do so.

So why waste our time making this post? Attention seeking troll, welcome back to the ignore list.

Then there's Harry, the Ginger Whinger, who thinks he needs more security than the King, because he blabbed....., if it was even true.

A scientist friend received death threats because she published a paper that could have led to a couple of thousand diabetics reducing their dependence on insulin, etc. That would have reduced their profits by 0.001%, maybe? Donald, watch your back! (or ear?)

Has everyone lost sight of the fact that Mr. T was once a policeman? Could be relevant.

A new use for old dartboards! How could they possibly not have previously worked out that the majority of people on Beach Road between 3 and 4 am are either drunk, drugged, or up to no good?

The really amazing thing is, I have been living here for 17+ years, and I didn't know it existed! Not that I would use it, anyway.`

What %age of 3,500,000,000.00 baht will stick in places where it shouldn't? Answers in no less than two digits, each greater than 3, please.

I've seen nicer garden sheds....

As it's a complete con anyway, and always has been, even free is too much. You would have to pay me to go in....

What a load of lies. It's the BIBs' AI robot!

Isn't that "Big Joke" Hakparn in the OP picture? I thought he was history!

I have never seen a public lift at any crossing in Pattaya, and would be amazed if it were useable!

Fundamentally, the terrorists have won!

A death sentence would have saved all this expense and bovine excrement.

Never had a problem with Bon Cafe beans. I use Dubai Esspresso, pale green label from Makro only, sofar as I know. I never buy Nestlé products, since coming here.

Khun Nathee. (Mister Minute):- Key, watch and shoe repair outlet at Big Cs, etc.

Yes but....... that was all before the State Auditors Office collapsed. Let's look at next years figures.......

Try the professional catering side of Friendship, Pattaya Tai. Upstairs, I think, at the back.