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I suggest you buy one even though it's too short, and have the adjustable bits made longer, lot's of local places can do quickly and cheaply, if properly supervised. PM me if you need help.

I would like to know, what happens to the liberated illegal captive creatures? Released into the wild? Returned to country of origin? Imprisoned in a zoo? Killed and cremated?

Not so. It does not add Oxygen, it removes Nitrogen, thereby producing a higher O² concentration. The N² is vented back to the environment. The only downside is the reliance on electrical power.

I thought Orange Donald was taxing/tariffing foreign production out of existence?

Just like a foreigner, it was the houses' fault.......... for being there!

and one less souped-up noisemaking pos car!

Who actually gives a fl**** f****? Imaginary friend stuff, totally irrelevant to real life.

So they can get a risa out of you! Boom boom!

The trouble is, beach umbrellas, deck chairs, tourists, drunks, flotsam, jetsam, and the odd masseuse tend to clog up the works. Not to mention condoms.....

To summarise succinctly ( and not just climate) The world is going to Hell in a handbasket. And nobody who actually matters gives a 2-penny F.

Thank you, you are of course quite correct. I thought it was pretty obvious, but not everyone has our intellect........

Forget low emission zones etc. ......... just get them off the roads, any and all roads, and into the breakers' yards.

I can not count the number of times I have avoided dogs lying in the road, head on paws, ready and asking to be run over. It's a normal part of driving here, no great lookout or thought required. I would have thought the Swede was a bit bigger than a dog!.... even at night.

What an utter waste of money. Watch paint dry instead, it's more exciting and slightly cheaper, and a lot quieter.

Will the drone carry a QR code, so you can pay the bribe contribution to the BIB benevolent fund? Or will ot take cash?

Oh. No problem. You need one of these! Available online, search 'tricorder'

Oh sorry! its not a fish!

Can someone please explain how KTB manages to squeeze condoms out of a mobile phone on demand?

So long as you don't mind waiting two hours in the queue to be helped!

I have always wondered at the lengths people go to avoid wearing a helmet..... when they actually have one, be it ever so crappy, on board! Carry in the hand Carry in the same hand as the cigarette, and/or phone, Hang it off the handlebar, or a hook, or almost anywhere, Stuff it under the seat, if it's possible Give it to the passenger/s to carry (along with their own if any) Stuff your through and wear it like an armband The easiest and most comfortable way to carry the damn thing is, guess what? On your head. (Correctly, with the strap fastened, not with your eyes below the chin guard, if it's a full-face model!). Then there's the camouflage. Make it look like something else. Bunny Rabbit ears Alien antennae (aka cable ties or tie wraps) US army helmet Nazi helmet Skinhead/Hells Angel skull cap Jockeys hard hat Contractors hard hat Some of these are not safe, and any may invalidate any financial claims arising from an incident. Why not wear the thing openly, and advertise the fact that as a rational being, you accept that hitting things with an unprotected head carries the risk of serious and lasting damage to your life!

Likewise, apart from appalling service at branches....but that's the same in all banks in Thailand, so far as I can tell. Wise works well with SCB.

I have two RO systems, different makes. All that look like the one in this link - https://s.lazada.co.th/s.xuJng are reliable and filters etc. cross compatible, there really isn't much to go wrong, and they are cheap to run, using about 7-10X more raw water than they produce. For me, 100 litres of filtered water cost about 6baht to produce. Spare parts are off-the-shelf items in Hompro, etc, but they charge at least twice the price of Lazada, if you don't count shipping cost.

And, you can use it as a sick bag, to cover your feet (well, one anyway) when its wet underfoot, to pick up dog poo, and to stop oil getting everywhere when you change an oil filter. An essential for Songkran.... your phone, your wallet, your hair can all be protected from a soaking by these insanely cheap items. Or, fill it with water and throw it! All you need is a creative imagination. Oh sorry, I have wandered off topic! Whilst driving, until a few days ago in Pattaya I noted while stopped at red lights, perhaps 10% helmet wearing. Suddenly it has shot up to over 60%. So, some are paying attention!

Well, that IS an interesting answer!

Nobody is too old for them. She's famous enough for them.