Grusa

Mrs. G and I have always thought that Thai postmen must be extraordinarily intelligent. 

They can read addresses in various strange languages, and find addresses with no logical geographic reference.

4 hours ago, Samui Bodoh said:

Allowing yourself to become addicted to a substance, and in turn becoming a source of corporate profits, is plain stupid; just quit already.

 

And yes, I am that most evil of things; a reformed smoker. Deal with it.

 

 

Post of the year!

20 hours ago, ignis said:

ask passengers en route....  wonder if anyone noticed ? most go to sleep or watch TV/play on there phones

And those who don't, won't want the prospect of baseball bat, machete, or bullet further down the road. Is there a witness protection scheme in place?

So what about "kopi luak"?

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.coffeebeanshop.co.uk/kopi-luwak-p-481.html&ved=2ahUKEwjhlo-J25bkAhXQ4XMBHQ_9B9kQFjAMegQICBAB&usg=AOvVaw2jU6_aEE8HKmMnYjQXoxPN&cshid=1566485081781

You can register at a government hospital. Could save you a lot of money, if it doesn't kill you. 

Swipe the card, all your info goes straight into their system, no messing about with spelling of name, address, etc.

Time for Somchai Fawkes.

5 hours ago, darksidedog said:

While I am happy the court didn't listen to any of his pathetic attempts at merit making to get away from a prison sentence, I think we all know that at the end of the day, he is never going to serve a single day. There will be appeal after appeal, with a "serious" health issue no doubt making an appearance and in a very quiet judgment it will all get suspended, with some people getting richer in the process.

I feel sorry for the honest people at the Parks department, whose hard work should have seen this toad and his pals locked up already.

A Thai friend put it this way:- "his name will go to jail and serve time, but his body will not. "

Lies, damned lies, and statistics..........

1 hour ago, RBOP said:

Wow! Amazing. Almost 3 weeks to the day my online registration was successful. Now how long before they send me username and password?

If you ever get that email, can you please post the source email address, so we can all whitelist it. Otherwise, it will end up in the junk mail box!

Is it really April already?

At last, the worms are turning......maybe? 

6 hours ago, Andrea Chase said:

It was easy to apply for a personal loan with WESTERN LOAN FINANCE and they were quick to respond. They made the process seamless and were very helpful. I am happy I chose them. I would highly recommend. 

You wanted a solid gold bum gun?

The French do something similar:-

It reminds me of the Irish answer to the question, "Can you tell me the way to xxxxxxx".

Answer "Ah Well, to be sure, and if I was going there, I wouldn't be starting from here!",

4 hours ago, Mansell said:

Did it the end of May. Had to go and and talk with the Amphur manager......after a few minutes he pointed out he had seem me walking, biking, etc....turns out he lives on the next soi in our complex. Told me I was strong with all the exercising I do. Going in for extension next week.

How long do you need it to be, exactly?

1 hour ago, soidog99 said:

Wow 46 years, have you lived here that long?

No, only 12. Brought SWMBO with me, I think.......or maybe she dragged me.

I did it 46 years ago. Still together. Is that recent enough?!

Me.

Give it to me.

Give half of it to me

Give me 10%

Give me 1%

Give me 0.1%

OK, just let me smell it!

You bastards, you stole it all!

5 hours ago, Catoni said:

Wow!!!  The Pope has the power to abolish Limbo????  Did God give the Pope permission and the power to do that? 

   

Apparently so.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1549439/The-Pope-ends-state-of-limbo-after-800-years.html

12 minutes ago, Naam said:

wrong! i've seen my mother and my father suffering for months, being in hospitals wired and piped begging for ending it. but no euthanasy option in my home country. with IVs in both arms, a catheter up your pecker and your pampers full of it what actions are possible without a third party assisting?

But that's lacking physical capacity.  Lacking mental capacity is not knowing or caring what you've got stuck where. The relatives suffer, not the patient. I agree, being a prisoner in your own body is not a desirable state, and very difficult to end.

Ali express, about 40 baht per blade, genuine Gillette.

8 hours ago, JimboJ said:

Care should be taken not to make accusations which cannot be proved, because there are always threats that any criticisms will be treated as defamation and the police will be called. 

Under Thai law, truth is no defense against an accusation of defamation.

History shows "he who pays most, wins".

1 hour ago, Naam said:

same here. problem is will we have the mental as well as the physical ability to carry out what we planned without any third party assistance?

If we don't have the mental capacity, we won't care, will we?