Homburg

But lots of FUN!

Is that not the third government owned aerial vehicle to have come down recently after the RTP lost two? Bit of a trend here?

Hey Khamenei, Did your mom not tell you that it's a mistake to believe your own propaganda? This is maybe a good time to book your ticket to Moscow, but save a few $$$ and don't buy a return - you'd never use it anyway. A well-wisher.

Uzi?

ITV trying to match BBC?

There is apparently no truth in the rumor that this is part of a campaign for new/improved/increased armaments due to a very urgent need for brown envelopes.

Yes, but flying pistons are not something you see every day....

No need to grapple. The confession is surely enough to obtain a conviction and a significant sentence.

Thank you Australia for taking pressure off the Brits and the Swiss. Keep up the bad work.

Got any phone numbers? (Asking for a friend.) 😉😉😉

Only those Brits who can read, so probably not many.

I didn't realise that they had any aircraft left to "ground", I thought that these had all crashed.

Just had 3-4 days of coughing, sneezing and nose running, mostly gone now. Just like a cold except for the tiredness (slept a good part of the first day of having symptoms and much of the day before symptoms appeared) and loss of appetite. So more likely COVID than a cold? No idea which variant (scariant?), I did read that it was expected that the impact of the virus would lessen both with successive infections and over time. If this was COVID then it was certainly more mild than the first time I caught this, not life threatening (in my case at least), just a minor inconvenience. So outside of "at risk" groups, it seems that this "wave" may be no biggie.

Less the one-eyed trouser snake, more the full Monty!

BBC biased? Surely not. Say it isn't so!

An expression involving stable doors, bolts and disappeared horses springs to mind.

From reading the OP it appears that Thai immigration found that his fingerprints matched those of another Israeli named Mr. Kakon - but does that mean he is Mr Kakon or does it mean that he at some time had passed through Thai immigration using a passport that identified him as Mr Kakon? Perhaps his genuine passport will be found in his luggage, but there is otherwise no indication in the OP that he was in possession of another passport? These days immigration links to airline passenger data so a reasonable expectation would be that there would be an issue in Israel if he tried to change passports and enter using a name not on any passenger manifest (especially as reports that I have read suggest that Israeli airport security is far tighter than in many other destinations) so I'm not sure that Israeli immigration would have admitted him?

Why would anyone do that? I'd expect that passport control in Israel would be absolutely certain to pick up a fake document, so he wouldn't be able to enter the country, Does that suggest that whatever he had in mind only required that he successfully board the aircraft? Perhaps check his luggage very, very, very carefully.

Tony suddenly looks tired.

Something apparently lost in translation here? In order to "rejuvenate" something it must have existed at some point in the past. Prostitution is illegal in Thailand. The allure of Pattaya was built on illegal activities.

As a former Air Hostess she ought to know that excuse is never gonna fly.

They'll never get it off the ground.😉

Pillow? In the Bangkok Hilton? 🤣🤣🤣

Proof that there is still no cure for stupid.

Just how drunk (or dumb, or both) do you have to be to pay a deposit to a katoey, or Indeed anybody, for such "services"? And then to expect to get the deposit back! In Thailand!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣