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Then why did you click on this story and read it? Hmmm ...

That's more than I need to know. Good that things have been getting back to normal in hi-so resort Pattaya.

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Didn't you read the OP? Read it again.

There are subtler, quieter ways to clear up the dog pest in your neighbourhood. I'm not getting into details here .....

So the dog has been quiet ever since. Good.

When is your book coming out?

Dumping his idiot girlfriend would provide better luck.

Definitely a drowning. Case closed

And that would imply no crucial fingerpointing session at the police station and the con men thus being let off. A shame.

The fool forgot to zoom in. Amazing how these advanced gigapixel smartphone cameras always create blurry photos whenever Martians do a flyby.

Their "sagoy" girls in those tight little shorts are so cute, though.

Which year are you posting from? 2020?

Mathilda Mercury here. My brother Freddie says it's perfectly okay to borrow his name for humorous purposes. Freddie faked his own death - it was a mere cold, not full-blown AIDS - as he wanted to retire and keep a low profile.

Plenty of time for the tattooed buffoon to practise his Thai skills whilst in prison. But Poland?! That notorious den of torture, genocide and pestilence ??!?! His cute wife's petition to the UN has every chance of succeeding. In the meantime, if she needs a shoulder to cry on, I'm here.

They'll lock you up like a criminal and record it for eternity. Do not ever overstay.

Learn. To. Swim!

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The great Zulu god Unkulunkulu (I googled it) was displeased and the high priests of Wokeness screeched with vengeful rage.

Yours is the sanest comment on this thread. Everyone deserves due process. Just because the suspect is a heretic from the Church of Woke doesn't mean that the self-righteous mob should gleefully call for his punishment and humiliation. Shades of a more totalitarian past I hope won't return. The OP has form. He previously changed his avatar to a photo of Robert Mueller as Batman during the frenzied attempt to get President Trump convicted for being a puppet of Russia. Despite thousands of hours and millions of dollars spent on this grandiose inquest, nothing was proven and Batman Mueller slinked off in ignominy. Disclaimer: I'm no fan of Tate. I think he's a douchebag and his massive popularity among certain men is baffling.

Mr Willy loves willies.

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I'm an EU national, invest in mainly US stocks and some European stocks via a European broker. Dividend tax is withheld on these stocks. Once a year I transfer my dividend income to my Thai bank account, and subsequently use it to fund my retirement here in Thailand and qualify for my annual extension from immigration. I've never had any queries from either the tax authorities or immigration. No hassle.

You never met a Yank? Lucky you.

My most recent under consideration lasted only 21 days (when I got my one-year stamp). That's an improvement. How soon after the Under Consideration Period are you allowed to withdraw funds from your bank account? Immediately? Or is there another 2-month waiting period?