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Made to crawl? If someone made my next of kin crawl, i would make sure s/he is only able to crawl for the rest of his little life.

That's a nice bike but what's up with the turn signals? Is it so long so that i can hang my clothes on it?

You go to cm from Pattaya just to see how the roads are?

That's a good idea.

I expect to be tipped when i use a service.

In Thailand you can do that because tipping is not part of their culture and they are reluctant to accept anything that's not part of it.

I would like to test drive the sh1t out of it.

13. Value: love the farang

I thought thais worshipped Buddha not a dead guy from Germany.

Just spread some pubic hair evenly on their door step and tell them you are religious too.

I was out last night and the BIB scooter checkpoints were going full force.

Don't forget, high season also applies to the BIB. That's when they get a higher percentage of two-week millionaires riding around with no helmet and/or no license to extort their tea money from.

In the rest of the year a higher proportion of the falang they stop are more likely to be residents with a license.

But to be fair, I did note they were stopping everybody including Thais, and including the Pizza delivery dude who thought he was exempt but a BIB risked life and limb to jump in his way. This was at the underpass on 3rd Road.

Including the pizza delivery guy? These are desperate times.

You are being imposed upon, and your house is being used as a hotel.

You don't have the spunk of a rabbit! Stand up and tell your wife to limit the number of guests to a reasonable number.

If you don't, things will only get worse in the future.

I've been happily married here for 32 years and I dearly love my wife and two grown daughters, but I've never put up with nonsense like this.

Yes it's very common. Sexuality is repressed so they are going to do it even more.

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The article says that these tortures did damage to America's standing in the world. They didn't mention that unfortunately the US has nothing left to damage. It's all messed up already.

Unbelievable to think people are scared of shopping in Bangkok!!

I was in Bangkok last week and I did a bit of shopping down Siam Paragon.

The biggest threat there is too your wallet.

Very exxy.

Exxy. You fly?

Big bike is what you say it is. It's all personal. To a Thai, a 250cc is big bike. To someone from the US, it's something that makes them foam at the mouth, saying its not big enough. In reality, who cares. Just ride the one you like.

The director said he didn't think it would be an issue. Lol. I didn't think it would be an issue for his brain either.

Beer. Mine.

LG 2011 smartphone, 3.2mp camera.

Lovely golden lager. 5.5%.

How come beer no fall off roof in Thailand country?

But why are they always talking about the German mass murderer? Let's discuss a few Thai dudes who got away with mass murder. Or how would Thailand feel if a few European countries reenacted what happened at the thammasat university? I am sure they would love it.

The slutty boy should have really spared the girl's life and gouge out his own little eyes instead.

I hope they feed the dog.

It's all part of the 'bring back happiness to the people' project.

They just wanna have fun and are curious. I like it when there are foreign girls in there too because that significantly increases the chance of a threesome.