don't avoid the question, you like talking about your relationship so what are the ages and her job? otherwise it gives the impression you are just making it up
Not surprising she's probably counselling you, actually on that subject while you are banging on about your "girlfriend" how old is she vs you? and what's her job?
Nonsense, the good farang don't like the shady farang especially those with criminal records, they give farang a bad name. What's your criminal record? I'll let you know if you can stay