Gandtee

That went as well as could be expected.????

44 minutes ago, tigerbeer said:

why talk about it now? u should have just mooéd the cow while in flight. 

https://youtu.be/g5AixBKy7b4

When you reach a certain age it's advisable to wear underpants or long shorts. I remember Bull<deleted> Bob, sadly passed away ten years ago plus. He used to sit on his favourite barstool in Pattaya with his back to the road/audience, with his family jewels dangling for everyone to see. It brings to mind the joke of a man in a bar going to the bloke on the piano and saying, "Hey mate. Do you know your balls a hanging out?" to which he replied, "No, but if you sing it, I'll follow you." The old uns are the best.????

My Thai driving licence expires at the end of the year when I reach 90 years old. Is it worth renewing? I'm looking forward to the comments.????

22 hours ago, Neeranam said:

Bob who?

Bob's your uncle.????

21 hours ago, Neeranam said:

Is it just me, or do others get annoyed being called 'mister' everywhere you go?

Some tell me it is Thais trying to be respectful, but I disagree, I think it's disrespectful. People who know show respect by say 'khun' or 'ajarn' Neeranam.  

 

 

To be concerned about this you seem to be opening yourself up to many forms of address. Many of them less polite than Mr.

Ex cop? That figures.????

2 hours ago, stix40 said:

What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?

 

Well ... it's a ... joke name, sir.

 

I have a vewwy gweat fwend in Wome called Biggus Dickus.

 

Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in

gladiator school vewwy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.

 

Wait till Biggus hears of this!

And his wife Incontinentcus Buttocks.

I've just returned from a eighty klm trip to show proof that Bt800,000 is still untouched in my bank account after three months. The process took under 30 seconds. Can someone explain the logic of having to do this? If it had been touched I would have had to go through the process of getting another visa at three months.. The same thing would have applied if I hadn't reported and would have had to go through the process of getting a visa after one year. Where is the logic in this?????

14 hours ago, DudleySquat said:

There has been much talk here about Gordon Ramsay opening restaurants in Thailand. We watch almost all of his TV shows. We do learn about the art of cooking and I use things I have seen him do in my cooking. With that said, Mr. Ramsay has a liking for fish sauce in some of his cooking.  

 

I can't stand the smell. 

 

A few years ago I walked by the kitchen while my then-wife was preparing something that didn't require fish sauce. Yet, it smelled as if she had spilled some in the utensil drawer.  It didn't require a cleanup to get rid of the smell. It required three antibiotics. 

 

Why would anyone eagerly pour something that smells like a vaginal infection on their food?  Yes, it is a disgusting comparison, but it is right on the money, isn't it? 

 

If it is so good, is it so good for you? 

 

That's a valid question, too.  Rotting fish guts cannot possibly be good for you. Is it? 

I've no knowingly smelt an infected vagina. But I like fish sauce. Nam bla prik.????

I closed my account with HSBC years ago after repeated problems and the stress of speaking to people in a far off country with their English difficult to understand. thank goodness I did.

Sounds like she was being set up for a drug bust and a demand for a contribution to avoid being charged.

'Removal of nasal and ear hair.' It's an aging thing or doing naughty things.????

15 hours ago, mikebike said:

If you took the time to find workers who's did quality work rather than random suggestions,  you may have had a more positive outcome. 

Seek and ye shall find. if you are very lucky.????

Does age affect the colour of your urine? I'm almost 90. Drink three or four mugs of tea, or more a day. Perhaps half a litre of water and a large bottle of beer. My urine is almost clear. 

I have just watched 'I Claudius' for the second time after it was first shown on the BBC. It depicts conniving wives advising their husbands. With disastrous results.????

'Dramatic fall'? I don't see it as a dramatic fall. Just a dramatic headline. I see it as an ethical and honourable thing to do to allow the party the people chose, to exercise its full influence in parliament.

16 minutes ago, bamnutsak said:

If your reporting office is BANGKOK/Chaeng Watthana (CW) then the thumbs-up is deserved and this is great news.

 

 

I specifically mentioned CW

 

 

Jomtien. Chonburi.

The gunman was a tattoo artist. Maybe he had designs on his victim.????