Gandtee

4 hours ago, Rampant Rabbit said:

Oh god  Nooooooooooooooooo anyhting but namplate removal...........anything, doesnt get more serious than that!!

Severe loss of face.😆The next. Being made an offer he can't refuse.

17 hours ago, Gandtee said:

Maybe the answer is to slip her a Bt100 note so she can tuck it into where ever, for herself.

While offering this advice, I must confess that the last, and maybe the first lady's drink I bought was way back in 1988. The bars I frequented are what I call men's bars. Not Girly, or Boys Bars, but a place where you could get a descent conversation and humour, without the hassle. The Shamrock Bar in Pattaya is a good example. Being a bit long in the tooth now, driving there is a bit/very off putting, I'm sad to say.  

Maybe the answer is to slip her a Bt100 note so she can tuck it into where ever, for herself.

I don't believe it. I doubt the cops would put the accused in the front seat. More likely the driver cocked up and crashed. Casting the blame on the accused.

21 minutes ago, Chomper Higgot said:

Don’t worry, your fears are unfounded.

 

Give me a reason.

We are getting to the stage where as an expat, if I returned to the UK and walked around certain districts wearing a bowler hat I would have to careful about being arrested for being an openly white Englishman. What a sad and sorry place my home country has become. If I had remained in the country would my presence stopped the degeneration? Of course not. It's the elected politicians who have allowed and encouraged it. I shall never return. So sad.

2 hours ago, newbee2022 said:

That's a kind of discrimination. Probably this person doesn't want to be addressed as Ladyboy but just as a part of a divers community. 

? Would you like it if someone would address you as gay??? (In case you are)? I doubt it!

 

I wonder if 'divers' was a spelling mistake? Muff diving is not to be sneezed at. But I thought, generally to be practiced by the straight community. 😉

1 hour ago, jacko45k said:

Knock the heels off his designer shoes to teach it a lesson!

That'll knock him down a peg or two. I hope he gets his come uppance.😉

31 minutes ago, lopburi3 said:

And for many months.

But not yesterday.

18 hours ago, lopburi3 said:

 

You posted to a year old thread.  

But its back to normal today.

4 hours ago, Zack61 said:

Just wondering what the roles of two sergeants were. Seems a strange mix alongside a general and two colonels. 

Foot soldiers!

5 hours ago, retarius said:

The non-horn-using readers are obviously saints and they will get their reward in heaven. As of me, well whenever someone on the road makes a mistake my put my fist on the horn for about 5 minutes straight. Despite warnings from the family, I haven't been killed yet.

R.I.P.😆

2 hours ago, JayClay said:

 

Ahh. You're getting upset over hearsay. Got it. 👍🏻

Are they hearsay? And I'm certainly not upset. Just making an observation.

13 hours ago, JayClay said:

 

Never toot to say thank you! How would you ever expect anybody to understand that gesture???

 

As for all these machete duals and punch ups you seem to be getting into.... All I can say is it's never happened to me. Are you just giving a gentle 'bip' to let somebody know you're there? Or are you holding the horn down for a great big long 'beeeeeeeeeep'?

I don't think I wrote that I got into any duels. I was referring to the everyday reports of them. All a bit like Monty Python's 'You may not pass!'

5 hours ago, brianthainess said:

This whole story sucks, and I can't be buggered to read anymore.....

Well I'll be buggered.! Perhaps not.

16 hours ago, brianthainess said:

So not much of an ear for music then.       

You beat me to it.😄

I only drink water passed by my wife.

11 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Maybe wear an extra-LARGE condom on your head before venturing forth?

Works for me.

 

 

Only for dick heads.

12 hours ago, worgeordie said:

Sitting in the kitchen watching YouTube on the PC , it starts raining ,well drizzle really ,then a gust of wind blows through the window ,then a Bang ! off in distance , Electric goes off,

it's not thunder I know that sound well now ,it's a transformer blowing up , well I don't actually know if the transformer blows or if they have fuses, but it's a big bang.

 

It's only rained 2 times this year and been windy and both times a Transformer has blown , electric off , so it's not looking good for the rainy season ,when it starts ,

 

It's not as though I am out of the way ,it's a Moo Bahn , and if I could stand on my roof ,two story ,I could see the Electrical plant ,maybe 3 Kilo away , so am I living in a twilight zone ,where everytime the wind blows and it rains the electric goes off, or is there anyone else that   has the same problems ?     over an hour later it has come back on.

 

The problem is just not mine, there's a  wet market ,many other shops , a Tops but I see they have a big generator and it's been going on for years.

 

Thailand wants to be the Hub of everything ,buy Subs,Fighter jets, Space ,give everybody 10K,would be better spent on the Hub of reliable Utilities , then there's the water supply .........maybe for another time

 

regards worgeordie

 

 

 

 

 

That sometimes happens here in Sattahip when a dog piddles up against a lamppost.😉