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It seems I'll have to work harder at my sarcasm.????

I like the 'Report a Clue.' Why? Don't they have one?????

I don't know about marriage visas, but for a retirement visa half of the money must stay in the account for a period of at least three months.

Play Pontius Pilate do you mean? Or Sergeant Schultz? 'I know nothing'????

Some of them are just a*******s. Forgive the pun.

Sound insulation? What planet are you on? This is Thailand. Most house owners have never heard of sound insulation. They have their windows and doors open for airflow and coolness. ????

Cardinal rule. Never get into an altercation with a Thai. Especially when alcohol is involved. The farang deserved to have his music source stuffed up where the sun don't shine. But chopped with a metacaw was a bit over the top.????

Buy a 1940s women's Daisy. I can't get my leg over now. Old age.????????

Shocking! R.I.P.

The worshippers?????

If that happened here, trouble would be brewing.????

Be careful! I have one in my passport from three years ago. When extending my retirement visa at Jomtien recently I got taken to task for not making a copy of it, even though I had entered the code. And of course the date of entry in my passport was copied. Another one of the mysteries of the orient? Or an immigration official having a bad day? Which is understandable, considering the pressure they are under at Jomtien.

Maybe he is concerned that some of the children in this school could be children of those he employed in his soapy massage parlours. How do you spell hypocrisy?????

I made one last week. plenty of cheddar cheese.Tasty.????

After nearly forty years living here and it involves my children and family, I think I have every right to discuss Thai politics. Discuss being the operative word.

It was only a couple of days ago that the Mayor or somebody was extolling the 'Beautification and increased safety' of Thepprasit Rd. Full of brown stuff!????

My precious! Gollum lives!????

Go to your local council. Here in Sattahip we used to pay a private contractor to suck out our septic tanks. Then found out that the council did it for a lot less. Make some enquiries.

They accepted my Thai driving license as I wrote.

What processor. Pictures please?

And posers?????

And how would they do that with the military and courts still holding sway?

Why does spell check not work in comments in Bangkok Post online?

You as well? That was my most exciting thing.????

Toots!?