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No I can't and I'm surprised that you can. Pita is disliked by the hierarchy for his proposal to reform the Lese majeste law. By those of the unelected establishment put in place by the miliary junta in a coup. They are the ones attacking him and his party. With Trump, it would seem that he is being attacked for his wrong, and alleged wrong doings. How can you a install a corrupt person to the presidency? What terrifies me is that there are many Americans who are prepared to welcome, just for his charisma I suspect, an alleged dishonest man into the Presidency. Both Thailand and the USA are not my countries. I'm just casting an opinion.

Maybe you need driving instruction or an oil change. Hang in there.😉

They thought they did.

Old? Us 90 year old peasants get out at 0530 to do our morning walk and constitutional. Not sure about the pushups. But I do hop out of bed and run to the toilet a couple of times a night. And I skip breakfast sometimes.😉

h "Have at you, Sir Percy. No quarter asked and none given. Death before dishonour. Once more unto the breach, Dear friends. Or close the wall with our English dead."😄

Living here? With her?

Speechless? That'll be the day. You have enough mouth for two sets of teeth.😀

Two legged ones abound.

Maybe a local teaching him not to park in front of his shop?

Who would want to sit or rub shoulders with those sweaty tossers? I would suggest they were inviting an internal body search for drugs.

If after being arrested, just a prison sentence.

Like Trump with his mates Putin and Kim. Proud? I would suggest embarrassed and ashamed is more appropriate at the way certain US citizens are happy to support a corrupt man. The fake tan must be the attraction.

Swing. Love it Jiving music. My wife and I could cut a rug.

I'm not too old at 90. It's just that my wife has worn my ears out. My grandson now uses my amp for his guitar, because when I try to play my LPs on it the music sounds distorted and quiet. My two nieces treated me to Jabra headphones way back and I listen to my stuff on my computer. The Stranglers. The Animals. Hendrix and Clapton. T Rex etc. But I still like some of the old stuff that I grew up with over the years, Boogie Woogie, and jive from the war years when the Yanks came over to Britain. I still manage to shake my bacon when my granddaughter visits. Not with headphone on of course. Keep on rockin.

You are asking for forward thinking. Remember where you are.

Sorry to hear of your loss. When my mother died in hospital in the year 2000, the hospital issued a death certificate and we transported her to the local Wat. Where she was cremated a few days later. My Thai wife handled all the goings on but as far as I remember we did not inform the Embassy. Half of her ashes were scattered in Sattahip Bay, where I will join her eventually. The remainder were taken in a small urn back to England to be scattered where her husband was cremated. My friend took the small Urn in her hand luggage with no problems. Of course this was before terrorist scares. I have read fairly recently of ashes being taken back to home countries with no problems. I would put your friends ashes in an urn and put it in your stowed luggage.

Only slightly obnoxious. But I do like to see those that he invites to do the vamp with him begin to smile and get real pleasure out of it.

If it was sarcasm, I apologise.. Not Scouser? Nevermind.

The Swiss man said "I've fed bears before and I was just keeping my hand in."

Maybe because they don't want family members or loved ones in places of ill repute. "Darling. I was at a company seminar."

Negatively

Nah. It was spirits. Sang Song, Lao Kao, or whatever its called.

But black humour is not so rare. There are still those that have the fortune to have grown up with and enjoy dark humour. Especially us Brits. I'm surprised at your comment Lou. Scouser are renown for their humour, black or otherwise. But of course we have to get on the politically correct bandwagon and be offended.

"Give me the 'bear' necessities. Old mother nature's recipes." The bear looks armless.

Thankyou.