ChrisKC

If she has opened it yet, the umbrella will be the wrong shape. Hang on before you send what will be an embarrassing love letter.

I am sorry that a gift not actually intended for use is treated in that way. This time I am on your side if you are feeling indignant.

Are you getting the message yet?

Pardon me, not quite two lies, one down and possibly another to the Boss. Please be careful, you might lose the girl and your job!

So that's two lies so far in this episode and still no guarantees. The hole is getting deeper.

Looks like over your head as well, so I need to explain it. "over your head" is both an idiom and a straight phrase, the idiom meaning relates to a aituation in which something is said or done that leaves no impression of understanding or realising it. The phrase relates to an umbrella being opened so it is overhead protecting against sun or rain. Nothing "filthy" in either meaning.

My comment has a double (mischievous) meaning!

Of course, it might go over her head!

Yes, they are available at the check out

And in return, I am being facetious. Its a laugh a minute round here isn't it?

You might be playing with fire there: both dump you and they go off together.

Yes, circumstantial evidence allows only for doubt or suspicion. But all that you have written suggests that, on balance, you will be better off giving her a miss. Start a new thread about the virgin girls and others, one of which you have already told to f... Off

You won't care if I see it or not. The important part is YOU not seeing it when you were there. In any case, you are only guessing - again!

Seems very strange to me given your "chemistry" was so good. Nothing to do with customers, more to do with her not wanting to actually talk to you. I wonder what she would tell us if the chemistry you perceived was the same as hers. I think we are talking different chemicals here.

I will: I will judge that he could have done what you suggest here, 60 pages ago!

I have never seen any reference to a video or a phone call between you both. Texting is not appropriate for meaningful two way conversation! If you don't realise that I can easily explain it to you.

I have made that mistake myself. the "b" is instead of a space. On a phone screen the typeface is very small - that b is close to the space bar!

Stop being silly. My philosophy of life does not revolve around my age. You don't NEED to lie either. Your defence is so weak, it should be thrown out of court,

The difference between you and me can be considered a great distance. I am one of the extreme few on this forum that has a real photo of myself accompanied by my real name and the truth of my age is 80. I never lie or pretend about anything to anyone. I don't need to, I am man enough to present the truth as it actually is. I say, "better the truth today that hurts than a discovered lie tomorrow that double hurts". Something you apparently know little about.

So you choose to believe the things you like and be suspicious of most other things she said, as quoted by yourself in the previous 60 odd pages

First paragraph, irrelevant - self praise is no recommendation.

Yes, especially if the girl isn't doing much of the chasing

You might have to be satisfied with a 20 minute KFC and then you each go home.

Sorry, my mistake, I was forgetting your "pipeline"

This sample of texting shows your "conversation" to be one-sided. Her replies show indifference. Do you not see it that way?