Pla Simon

I am - they're so tight, even the most hardened Ladyboy wouldn't bother. Usually like to have a shmoke though...

It would seem the Authorities have concrete evidence, in this case.

Negotiations fell through when the old viking started waving his stick, and the Thai Immigration language specialist heard him saying it would be a cold day in Helsinki, when he got sent back.

Do you know, try as I might - I have never understood Finnish people.

This Rice competition has generated a huge loss of face and subsequently quite a lot of anger amongst Thais. Though it's already days since the competition finished - most of them are still steaming.

Bit harsh ? I was led to believe that Equality, Human rights and inclusivity were the buzzwords celebrated at the behest of the most "generous" host nation, this time around. Why, I even heard that even the most lowly, common thieves were informed that if they had any qualms pertaining to the World Cup, they would be allowed to have a show of hands before, and were encouraged to vote with their feet after sentencing, if their convictions were justified.

Why is the term mafia bandied about so much here ? Rice bowl <deleted> kickers, more like. Instead of making waves, the speedboat Al Capone should bite the bullet and deck the beach chair Godfather.

I very much doubt it - owing to the strict Laws there, they would probably be charged within tent, to defame the host nation... Personally, I would urinate in the World Cup and give it a sheik afterwards.

"the RTAF has no Plan B if the US response is negative." Really ? How about not bothering buying <deleted> you don't need ?

The fact that this made the "News" beggars belief. Obviously, they had no choice...

After punishment was meted out, the 2 recipients of vehicular damage, a British gentleman and Chinese lady were further quizzed about their determination of the guilty party and car purchase decisions. They said they had chosen Rover, O'r a Good Cat - respectively.

A matter of perspective. Perhaps the wife thought taking it out on her, was better than ATM.

Pursuant to their love of acronyms and pure Thai logic, the President of the Association of Rudimentary Soi Etiquette and Hoteliers Office of Legislative Egregious Sycophants (AR5EH0LE5) concluded that, pertaining to the family orientated Bangla Road, legitimate female beer vendors were welcome to display jugs but not boxes, outside of designated areas.

Excuse me - what did you just say ?

After Years of experience, I'm sure that the internet savvy Fifa heads, Thailand and especially the host nation know all to well that, threatening to cut things off and imposing strict laws on a little ball competition, isn't going to stop people gaining access / using cracks and backdoors.

⁹ No - and never have. When one can leave the Country on foot, this requirement has never made sense to me.

I've never understood Chinese characters.

He just couldn't cut it in China. Couldn't make the grade.

Oddly enough, after a short "discussion" with the Chinese man, it was ascertained that the real owner was indeed a small, flip flop wearing, dark skinned Burmese man. The police are currently appealing for information - the perpetrator is described as "short black in slides"

Give it a rest, Chuwit.

Well, deffo a Thai Member - so 40% there already...

https://youtu.be/XOZvYwAkRQU Just one of many big setups advertising. Can't vouch, but look pretty professional. Goodluck.

"99 percent sure I know who did to, but have no proof. I would assume I would go to the police, and file a report" You don't need proof - unless you think it was a one off, malevolent act - reasonable suspicion is enough to include their name in a separate police report, if you think there might be further repercussions, regarding the theft.

From one basket case to another.

I'm sure a joint venture between the pharmacist and the police will be able to weed out the culprits...